1 [Video/Megatronic Temple]

[lovethathatch]

Okay. So, just so that I can make sure we're clear here: I just got dragged through some kinda... weird, confusing time-space tear or some other really confusing shit, and I'm now completely stuck on a... a primordial machine-planet named Cybertron? Like, I'm surrounded by giant robots and some other guys that got pulled through? That's what's happening here?

[The boy on the Link pauses for a long moment, his initial expression one of bewilderment -- although the fact he was very upset just a few moments ago is underlying -- before breaking into a giant grin, revealing his rows of gnashing, shark-like teeth.]

That is so fucking cool. Like, legit! This is an honest-to-God or whatever alien planet?! Life dream, consider yourself completed!

[He almost drops his communicator in his excitement, his words tumbling out at a mile a minute. Finally, he remembers he's talking to people and laughs, a little sheepishly.]

Sorry. Got a bit excited there, this is just so awesome. Uh, anyway... [His smile shrinks down to a smirk.] This might be kind of pointless, but I might as well see if there's anyone I already know here -- from my universe or world or whatever. So! First things first, I'm lookin' for two guys. First guy's really pale, black hair, dresses like a hipster douche? His name's Conrad, I think, he's British as all hell.

Second guy's kinda short, red hair, glasses -- looks like a real geek. Some kinda 'paranormal investigator' or whatever. His name's Hanna -- his. Might be seen around with a zombie and yeah, I know that's technically three guys but whatever. You seen them, or if they're here -- call me back, right?

[He goes to turn off the feed... but pauses. His expression completely sobers up, darkening into something very much hurt and a teeny bit malicious.]

Oh... and if anyone knows a guy named 'Tibenoch'... point me to him.

Comments

[Video]

[lovethathatch]

Oh! Uh, he's a vampire, I guess.

[Teeny bit embarrassed by the misunderstanding? Yeah.]

You make it look easy.

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

Oh. Should I get worried? [Knock Out gives him a fake, concerned look.]Even if he's not here perhaps I need someone to protect me.

[Bah, it's fine. Knock Out doesn't mind.]

I'm flattered. I don't always looks like this, though. My real looks are far more attractive. It's a shame you can't see them.

[Video]

[lovethathatch]

Heh. The one I was livin' with was a giant pussy. Drank blood out of blood bags. Buuuuuut if any other more dangerous ones show up...

[He's about to say "I'm available", but Knock Out's next words cut him off. And he takes a loooong pause.]

...Is this the part where there's a big revelation that you're an alien in a human disguise or somethin', and then I end up lookin' like a jackass?

[He's seen enough movies to be genre savvy about these things.]

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

Blood bags. Sounds disgusting.

[Sorry Veser. At elast she told you the truth quite quickly.]

Well.......yes and no. I'm fully human now. My whole body changed but I not my real one. If it's any consolation I'm quite the god looking alien.

[Video]

[lovethathatch]

Tell me about it. Heats 'em up in coffee mugs and everything.

Is it too much to hope you end up being like one of those blue ladies from Avatar?

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

The next time you should replace those by something else. Like grape juice.

I'm more red than blue, actually.

Funny movie, but I can't stand the bad guys. [Mostly because it reminds Knock Out of Sylas.]

[Video]

[lovethathatch]

Hah! I ever see him again, maybe I will. Just to see what happens.

Ah... [Veser thinks for a moment, then shakes his head with a shrug.] Well, whatever. I can worry about lookin' like an idiot later.

Rootin' for the bad guys is kinda overrated, anyway.