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re_alignment2013-03-22 10:35 am
fun_police) wrote in re_alignment2013-03-22 10:35 am
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Audio [joint post with Prowl and Skids]
[An audio channel opens up to the sounds of a minor struggle. Metal shrieks briefly, then a loud thud follows. It isn't long before the scuffle is reduced to a painful sounding creak. Any medic could recognize that ring as the dangerously strained hyperflexion of an arm joint, and anyone who's met him might recognize the protests of a just-returned-to-normal Skids.]
Ow--OW, hey, its not like I wanted to eat your spark. Primus, it tasted terrible.
[A less than pleasant new voice cuts in over this.]
Do any of the seven theocrats in charge wish to explain how being attacked five minutes away from one of your 'temples' is supposed to constitute a Haven?!
[The question is rhetorical, there's about a five second pause before the voice chimes in again. And boy, is it as charming as ever!]
The perpetrator in question has been restrained, and I suggest someone direct me to where he can be deposited before this escalates any further.
[In the background, Skids can still be heard struggling clearly.]
Is this because I ate somebody else's spark? Please tell me I didn't. No. I'm serious. I need to know this.
Who arrives carrying stasis cuffs, anyhow?
[The feed ends.]
Ow--OW, hey, its not like I wanted to eat your spark. Primus, it tasted terrible.
[A less than pleasant new voice cuts in over this.]
Do any of the seven theocrats in charge wish to explain how being attacked five minutes away from one of your 'temples' is supposed to constitute a Haven?!
[The question is rhetorical, there's about a five second pause before the voice chimes in again. And boy, is it as charming as ever!]
The perpetrator in question has been restrained, and I suggest someone direct me to where he can be deposited before this escalates any further.
[In the background, Skids can still be heard struggling clearly.]
Is this because I ate somebody else's spark? Please tell me I didn't. No. I'm serious. I need to know this.
Who arrives carrying stasis cuffs, anyhow?
[The feed ends.]
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Do I know you?
[Because there is something familiar about that frown.]
no subject
[No. Not at all. Skids just gets a little more pressure applied to that joint Prowl was so fond of twisting.]
Yes, you got rather familiar with my spark.
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Do you treat everyone like this when you first meet them?
[His grappling hook is in that arm, and it gets plenty of work-out on its own.]
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[Was that- was that a little Prowl humor?]
[The pressure lets up a little bit as Skids was cooperating, but he's still well and ready to lay down some pain if necessary.]
What is your designation? I see you have somehow acquired an Autobot insignia.
[And you look familiar..]
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[Your humor is terrible, Prowl.]
Bet I've been an Autobot for longer than you.
And its Skids, by the way.
Who do I have the honor of being tied up by?
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Skids? You were reported dead during the war.
...
It's Prowl.
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[He does stop struggling, though. He recognizes that you've got the superior hand, and, well, he's still disoriented from the whole sparkeater thing. Primus, he's hungry.]
Wait, you're Prowl?
The Prowl?
The one that flips tables? Frowns all the time? Doesn't like hugs?
[I.E. not the one from Delphi.]
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[As the struggling ceases, the pressure alleviates a bit. It's not exactly comfortable, but nothing's being pushed out of it's normal range.]
You don't recognize me? We met before the war started.
[Unless this was some other Skids? It's certainly possible.]
[He distinctly remembers this Skids being with Optimus (or Orion Pax) when they staged their heist on the Primal Basilica.]
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[Though you've actually not been too mean to him...he's got a contrary streak.]
Four million years tends to change a bot, regardless. [He noticed you didn't recognize him, either--so it's even.] Didn't you used to--I don't know--smile?
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[Oh, it looks like he's getting up.]
[And pulling Skids with him, ow. His grip doesn't alleviate any further, either. Think you can stand?]
I sometimes still have the luxury of smiling.
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Yeah? It can be fun, sometimes. Not that everyone gets to be so lucky, but there you go--at least you're not Ultra Magnus.
I think.
[He leans back, partially to try and loosen the grip and partially to see Prowl's face.]
Er.
Do you still have something worth smiling about?
[Skids would like a piece of it, if so.]