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Prowl ([personal profile] fun_police) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2013-03-22 10:35 am

Audio [joint post with Prowl and Skids]

[An audio channel opens up to the sounds of a minor struggle. Metal shrieks briefly, then a loud thud follows. It isn't long before the scuffle is reduced to a painful sounding creak. Any medic could recognize that ring as the dangerously strained hyperflexion of an arm joint, and anyone who's met him might recognize the protests of a just-returned-to-normal Skids.]

Ow--OW, hey, its not like I wanted to eat your spark. Primus, it tasted terrible.

[A less than pleasant new voice cuts in over this.]

Do any of the seven theocrats in charge wish to explain how being attacked five minutes away from one of your 'temples' is supposed to constitute a Haven?!

[The question is rhetorical, there's about a five second pause before the voice chimes in again. And boy, is it as charming as ever!]

The perpetrator in question has been restrained, and I suggest someone direct me to where he can be deposited before this escalates any further.

[In the background, Skids can still be heard struggling clearly.]

Is this because I ate somebody else's spark? Please tell me I didn't. No. I'm serious. I need to know this.

Who arrives carrying stasis cuffs, anyhow?


[The feed ends.]
raceme: (Human - Kindly go frag yourself please)

Re: [audio]

[personal profile] raceme 2013-03-23 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Been there, suffered that. I was the first mech Skid tried to eat. [He says mech but he's still looking very human.] I'm glad he seems to be back to normal, tough.

With stasis cuffs, YES I've heard, I have those too. Are you part of the Elite Guard too, by any chance?
raceme: (Human - :/)

[personal profile] raceme 2013-03-23 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[You will discover all about it soon enough, Prowl. Just wait.]

I see. [It he sounds disappointing to you it's because he's feeling like that.] Might I ask your designation?
raceme: (Human - This is my happy face)

[personal profile] raceme 2013-03-25 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
[He is starting to think that the lambda dislikes his dimension, Decepticosn get here very often. Autobots...not so much.]

The name's BLURR sir.
raceme: (Human - Glasses)

audio> video

[personal profile] raceme 2013-03-27 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Blurr sets the device to video. Taddaaa~Have a human.]

It's because I suddenly became humans, it' HARD t explain. I assure you, it's me.
raceme: (Human - Kindly go frag yourself please)

audio

[personal profile] raceme 2013-03-28 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
No I'm not. [He didn't even know what was that before rewind explained it to him.]

Usually I'm taller, faster, with blue pain and a headspike. Imissmyspeed.

The PROWL I know looks nothing like you either, sir.