Audio [joint post with Prowl and Skids]

[fun_police]

[An audio channel opens up to the sounds of a minor struggle. Metal shrieks briefly, then a loud thud follows. It isn't long before the scuffle is reduced to a painful sounding creak. Any medic could recognize that ring as the dangerously strained hyperflexion of an arm joint, and anyone who's met him might recognize the protests of a just-returned-to-normal Skids.]

Ow--OW, hey, its not like I wanted to eat your spark. Primus, it tasted terrible.

[A less than pleasant new voice cuts in over this.]

Do any of the seven theocrats in charge wish to explain how being attacked five minutes away from one of your 'temples' is supposed to constitute a Haven?!

[The question is rhetorical, there's about a five second pause before the voice chimes in again. And boy, is it as charming as ever!]

The perpetrator in question has been restrained, and I suggest someone direct me to where he can be deposited before this escalates any further.

[In the background, Skids can still be heard struggling clearly.]

Is this because I ate somebody else's spark? Please tell me I didn't. No. I'm serious. I need to know this.

Who arrives carrying stasis cuffs, anyhow?

[The feed ends.]

Comments

[skidaddle]

Blurr.

Oh Primus.

You're okay--OW.

[Skids hurts everywhere, and Prowl's handling isn't helping.]

[raceme]

I'm fine, no worries. I know you weren't yourself.

Glad to see you back.

[skidaddle]

Glad to see you aren't Cybertronian.

[Since it's probably what saved you--its all blurry to him. Literally.]

Ow.

Blurr.

Can I ask you for a favor?

I mean, I know I don't deserve it, but...

[raceme]

I changed when you did, do you remeber that?

[He was very lucky, all things considered.]

Yes, what is it?

[He will at least listen.]

[skidaddle]

Can you let Prowl know that eating sparks isn't...uh. Normal for me?

Maybe letting him know that we have a police force already would help, too.

[raceme]

I will inform him about it, don't worry.

I doubt it will make any difference to him but it worth a try.

[skidaddle]

I know. I know, you're good about it Blurr.

Primus, I'm still sorry.

[Sorrier now that he's being dragged across his back to the police headquarters.]

[raceme]

[You got a small smile for that.] I know you don't normally try to eat people for the fun of it, Skids.

It's fine, I had worse.

[Anything involving Prowl makes people really,really sorry.]