Prowl (
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re_alignment2013-03-22 10:35 am
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Audio [joint post with Prowl and Skids]
[An audio channel opens up to the sounds of a minor struggle. Metal shrieks briefly, then a loud thud follows. It isn't long before the scuffle is reduced to a painful sounding creak. Any medic could recognize that ring as the dangerously strained hyperflexion of an arm joint, and anyone who's met him might recognize the protests of a just-returned-to-normal Skids.]
Ow--OW, hey, its not like I wanted to eat your spark. Primus, it tasted terrible.
[A less than pleasant new voice cuts in over this.]
Do any of the seven theocrats in charge wish to explain how being attacked five minutes away from one of your 'temples' is supposed to constitute a Haven?!
[The question is rhetorical, there's about a five second pause before the voice chimes in again. And boy, is it as charming as ever!]
The perpetrator in question has been restrained, and I suggest someone direct me to where he can be deposited before this escalates any further.
[In the background, Skids can still be heard struggling clearly.]
Is this because I ate somebody else's spark? Please tell me I didn't. No. I'm serious. I need to know this.
Who arrives carrying stasis cuffs, anyhow?
[The feed ends.]
Ow--OW, hey, its not like I wanted to eat your spark. Primus, it tasted terrible.
[A less than pleasant new voice cuts in over this.]
Do any of the seven theocrats in charge wish to explain how being attacked five minutes away from one of your 'temples' is supposed to constitute a Haven?!
[The question is rhetorical, there's about a five second pause before the voice chimes in again. And boy, is it as charming as ever!]
The perpetrator in question has been restrained, and I suggest someone direct me to where he can be deposited before this escalates any further.
[In the background, Skids can still be heard struggling clearly.]
Is this because I ate somebody else's spark? Please tell me I didn't. No. I'm serious. I need to know this.
Who arrives carrying stasis cuffs, anyhow?
[The feed ends.]
audio;
[lel you think he has time to sift through months of comm chatter? nope. not while skids is still in his hands.]
Anything else you want to add?
audio;
[Pff, amateur. That's half of what Barricade does normally.]
Yeah. That once I'm back in my normal body I'm prepared to submit evidence of other incidents similar to this one that occurred in other dimensional hubs, and any video I have regarding Skids in particular.
And an inquiry after your designation, Super-Cop.
audio;
[And he's just about ready to cut the feed and continue what he was doing, but Barricade gets an answer first.]
It's Prowl.
audio;
[Oh, he likes this. There's the sound of a purr over the network.]
Be seeing you around, darlin'.