re_alignment | 7th Web [Backdated to Tuesday]

[The feed starts with a clattering sound. The camera portion of the device shows Blackarachnia and Knock Out lounging on a ratty couch in the middle of the Junk Pile. They had found a wine set, each one has a bottle in her hands, and they’re pretty much drunk and having a ‘who’s boss sucks the most’ competition’.]

…used that to raise the dead and create an army of zombies. He said he could control them after sticking a piece of the dark energon I mentioned onto his spark. Let me tell you, as a medic, I don’t recommend it, even if that makes you able to hear Unicrons’s thoughts. [Knock Out takes another sip.] Actuallllyyy, especially if it makes you hear thoughts.

[Blackarachnia takes a sip from her own bottle and rolls her eyes a little. It sounds like Knock out had his own troubles with a Megatron. Here, let her talk about her own saurian overlord.]

Ugh. Speaking of energon, ours crashed us on a planet full of raw energon. We got subjected to radiation because he had to steal some gold trinkets from the Maximals and crash us somewhere in the past.

[She makes a motion with the hand with the bottle.]

And get this. The planet? Earth. And guess what? We ended up messing up some alien's experiment and nearly got incinerated because of it.

Annoying. [Knock out scrunches his nose, then smirk.] Mine desecrated one of the Prime’s tombs so he could retrieve an arm from...I can't remember, Trion, perhaps. He wanted it implanted on him, without being put on stasis for the surgery mind you, so he could use the Forge of Solus Prime .

Oh yeah? Mine located the Ark on Earth and tried to change history by scraping Optimus Prime while he was in stasis. [She frowns a little and peered down the neck of her bottle before taking another drink.] Caused time to become unstable because of it and nearly wiped the Maximals and myself out.

Mine punched Unicron and survived.

[Blackarachnia raises an eyebrow at the absurdity of that statement and just retaliates with one of her own.]

Mine's beast mode is a flying purple T-rex.

[There's a moment pause from both of them before Knock Out speaks again.]

We're even.

[The feed cuts out with both of them taking a shot from their respective bottles.]

[ooc: Knock Out, Blackarachnia. Backdated to before Liege Maximo's post!]

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Did I? I don't remember. [And there's another shot.] Better than not seeing it at all. So I'm not complaining.

Huh? No, ape face originally had a beast mode of a Gorilla. Then he went transmetal and became a flying Ape on a surf board. Then he did something with Prime's spark and now he's... some sort of jet-ape-thing.

[Yeah, it looks weirder then it sounds.]

Oh yeah? You should see the morons I had to deal with when I came online. The Moron squad and that annoying web head Tarantulas. [Time for her own long drink.] Don't think so. Just some bot obsessed enough to take his name. The purple saurian moron has more plots and webs than a spider. It takes a lot to keep up with him. I should know, I've done it.

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I'm not sure either but I know that you mentioned you never saw Cybertron before ...or sometime like that. [The details are a bit blurry right now.]

Okay, you are just pulling my wheel, I'm not believing any of that. [She will just laugh instead, because all those mental images.] no world can possibly be <i<that</i> weird.

Those sound just as bad as insecticons. Did you kill any of them? [Drinking makes everything easier, definitely.]There are better names to take...I trust you.

[Blurry details are the best details.]

Then you haven't seen my world. It's pretty weird even for me. [She snickers and peers into her bottle for a moment before blowing across the top to make noise for a moment.]

Interesting. Huh? Insecticons? We're all mostly insects. There was Ant breath. Now that bug had a few circuits crossed. Liked to set things on fire. I guess with a name like Inferno, it's not surprising. He'd call Megatron his 'Queen'. Old grape face hated it but Inferno was a useful blaster shield.

Then there was Waspinator. Stinger brain always seemed to get himself blown to bits. Kinda therapeutic to do to him. [She grins a bit as she takes a shot. Yeah, she liked making the annoying flyer explode from time to time. Or at least, watch him explode anyway.] Got Possessed by Starscream's spark at one point too. Did little for the moron's intelligence.

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I wonder if we will ever see our worlds again. [A better question would be, do they want to see their world again? This one is not so bad, in Knock Out's opinion. She almost chokes on her drink at the 'Called Megatron his queen' part.] That's priceless. I wish I was there to see it. From a far, far distance, though.

Let me guess: Like Starscream, Waspinator showed an amazign tendency to screw up and yet not die, uh? How does that possessed spark thing works? Because it sounds awful. It had to be Starscream from all the mechs? Poor bastard.

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Hope not. There's only one reason I would want to go back and eventually, he'll end up here if I wait long enough. [Hopefully. She really did miss that dog brained Silverbolt. He's what made the hell she went through worth it.]

I think I might be able to show you sometime. Once I'm a bot again and I can find the right equipment. Because trust me, it was priceless to see Megatron's reaction every time.

[She snickers a little and took another drink from her bottle. Oh yeah, that was a memory worth sharing alright.] You got it in one handsome. Waspinator just doesn't die and from what I read in the data tracks, Starscream was just as bad.

I'm not sure how the possession thing works. Starscream was involved. That just seems to explain everything right there.

[ooc: thanks! ♥]

[Knock out smiles, it softer this time.] The One reason, hm? What was his name again?

I woudl love that, and then treasure the memory forever. my Lord Megatron has sharp teeth, like a shark, but he doesn't really turn into one. Thankfully. [Imagine a giant flying decepticon shark. NO NO NO.]

Why, thanks. You don't look bad yourself, for a human. [Don't mind her ogling you for a moment.]One day we should find them and convince them to tell us their secret.

'Starscream was involved.' explains almost any trouble.

Silverbolt.

[Another drink. The bottle had to end at some point right? Doesn't look like it from her point of view even though it's a little more than half gone at this point.]

..Small favors. A shark Megatron would be wose then a T-rex one.

[She smirks as she realizes Knock out is looking over her.. body? Whatever, It's not like she has anything to hide and definitely has no problem with him looking.]

Like they even know. Waspinator's a walking pile of scrap and the Starscream from my world had a mutated spark or something. He wasn't very sane when we met. And of course, tried to double-cross my Megatron.

I got the pleasure of blowing the scrap heap up.

That was it. If he ever shows up, I will make sure to kidnap him and bring him to you. [Kidnapping is an excellent way to get people where you want it. Knock Out's bottle is almost empty, though. What a shame.]

He is, trust me on that. [Blackarachnia got really nice chestplates, even as human, Knock Out will admit that much.]

I think it's an universal thing, when Starscream and Megatron cross paths they always try to off the other. It's their way or bonding, I believe.

Lovely. Let's cheer for that! [With what is left of her bottle.]

Sounds like a perfect plan. The moron can never stay out of trouble anyway. [Kidnapping is a wonderful tool. It works just as well as hijacking a ride on a flyer in mid flight.]

Oh I do. [Don't mind the smirk. Yeah, she knows and she may just be flaunting her looks a little now. Egos are hard to keep in check when you're drunk.]

Sadly, that explains so much.

The Cheers! [offers up her bottle to clink with Knockouts.]

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