7th Web [Backdated to Tuesday]

[treacherous_widow]

[The feed starts with a clattering sound.  The camera portion of the device shows Blackarachnia and Knock Out lounging on a ratty couch in the middle  of the Junk Pile. They had found a wine set, each one has a bottle in her hands, and they’re pretty much drunk and having a ‘who’s boss sucks the most’ competition’.]

…used that to raise the dead and create an army of zombies. He said he could control them after sticking a piece of the dark energon I mentioned onto his spark. Let me tell you, as a medic, I don’t recommend it, even if that makes you able to hear Unicrons’s thoughts. [Knock Out takes  another sip.] Actuallllyyy, especially if it makes you hear thoughts.

 [Blackarachnia takes a sip from her own bottle and rolls her eyes a little. It sounds like Knock out had his own troubles with a Megatron. Here, let her talk about her own saurian overlord.]

Ugh. Speaking of energon, ours crashed us on a planet full of raw energon. We got subjected to radiation because he had to steal some gold trinkets from the Maximals and crash us somewhere in the past.

[She makes a motion with the hand with the bottle.]

And get this. The planet? Earth. And guess what? We ended up messing up some alien's experiment and nearly got incinerated because of it.

Annoying. [Knock out scrunches his nose, then smirk.]  Mine desecrated one of the Prime’s tombs so he could retrieve an arm from...I can't remember, Trion, perhaps. He wanted it implanted on him, without being put on stasis for the surgery  mind you, so he could use the Forge of Solus Prime .

 Oh yeah? Mine located the Ark on Earth and tried to change history by scraping  Optimus Prime while he was in stasis. [She frowns a little and peered down  the neck of her bottle before taking another drink.] Caused time to become unstable because of it and nearly wiped the Maximals and myself out.

Mine punched Unicron and survived.

[Blackarachnia raises an eyebrow at the absurdity of that statement and just retaliates with one of her own.]

Mine's beast mode is a flying purple T-rex.

[There's a moment pause from both of them before Knock Out speaks again.]

We're even.

[The feed cuts out with both of them taking a shot from their respective bottles.]

[ooc: Knock Out, Blackarachnia. Backdated to before Liege Maximo's post!]

Comments

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[deadlydoctor]

I so want to see a flying purple t-Rex now. [She laugh, imagining how his own Megatron would look as a T-rex. Knock Out stops laughing immediately because a t-Rex Megatron would look fraggin' terrifying.]

Uh..maybe not.

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[treacherous_widow]

[Blackarachnia just smirks over the opening of her bottle.]

Thought so. The damned saurian can be down right scary. He can also be just as ridiculous.

[deadlydoctor]

[Ko doesn't have much let, she would be pouting if she allowed herself to do that.]

My lord is never ridiculous as he's more....unstable. I still don't get how yours can fly.

[treacherous_widow]

I think it's a requirement for anyone named Megatron to be unstable.

[And down goes another shot.]

He has kind of a hover mechanism built in. And can use his tail as a canon.

[deadlydoctor]

Yeha. He wasn't like that in the beginning. I remember a bit of how he used to be.
How did we let it come to this, I wonder.

[Ko didn't show it when it happened, but losing Cybertron for the second time? It hurt. Seeing it destroyed when that could have been fixed if Megatron were focused on the planet and not killing Optimus prime was something that bothered him. But they won the war, didn't they? That was all that mattered. Right?

Ko is silent for a few minutes and then she takes a really long shot of her bottle.]

He almost sounds like a triplechanger. What animal was Shockwave?

[treacherous_widow]

At least you have something to compare yours to. I was a protoform he reprogrammed.

[Which really was something she didn't want anyone to know here. Oh well, being drunk tends to make her forget little things like secrets.]

Not even close. He was a transmetal. Think animal meets vehicle. You should have seen what Optimus Primal was capable of last time I saw old ape face.

[She pauses for a moment before taking a shot.]

How am I supposed to know? Shockwave was one of the old Decepticons. The war ended over three hundred years ago and who knows what happened to the original bots. All I know is that my Megatron isn't the original Megatron.

Not sure who he was before he started calling himself that. Didn't really look too deep in the history tracks.

[deadlydoctor]

I think you mentioned that in another of our conversations? Either way, that really sucks. At least when you finally saw Cybertron you could enjoy it in all it's glory. [Knock Out looks around at the debris surrounding them.] ...well, almost.

Trasnmetal, good name. Sorry, did you say Ape? Please tell me he doesn't transform into what I'm thinking.

Megatron was there but Shockwave wasn't Now, that's strange. [Knock Out definitely needs another long drink, so she takes it.]Megatron was a clone, perhaps?

[dinnerdate]

...

The boss did what with dark energon?

[deadlydoctor]

Dead ennnnnd! Hi puppy hi! Can I ruffle your fur?

He did many things with it, like putting the Dark Energon inside the Nemesis even when I told you it was a bad idea. No one listens to me ever.....It became sentient. The ship. Not Megatron. He was already sentient.

[dinnerdate]

No.

[He makes some untranslated yips, and barkhuffs.]

You'll mess it up and I'll have to ask Rung to use the brush device.


Oh. And uh... the Unicron's thoughts thing. That was just him right? Just from putting it in his spark?

[deadlydoctor]

Why not, it looks soft. I like soft now.

[So cute. Stop that. Decepticons shouldn't be cute, not even deceptidogs.]

Excuse you, I am very good with my hands.

So far, yes. The Nemesis never mentioned Unicron. Why? You can hear those too?

[dinnerdate]

You'll mess it up.

[He needs to stay looking good.]

No! No... Just. Wondering.

[deadlydoctor]

No I want. I have the most wonderful fingers, perfect for ruffling. I could scratch your tummy instead.

[What for? Is not like you are a dog model.]

Wondering, right. [Suspicious look, get.] If you find any shining purple energon, give it to me. That's an order.

[dinnerdate]

But you could mess it up...

[In case he dies of course.]

You uh... You know some of the drinks here are purple.

[im_wavin]

The scrap???

[deadlydoctor]

Ey, Ravage...hello.

[Have a smirk, and a handwave.] This time you are not stealing the high grade from me.

[im_wavin]

Not wanna! And other universe Megatrons r totes weird.

[deadlydoctor]

Good because this is not for protoforms. Not denying that. Yours a softie, though.

[im_wavin]

Scrap you! I'm not a protoform! And my Megatron is totes not a softie!

[deadlydoctor]

You act like one. How old are you anyway? Barely a millennial old I bet. Ey don't worry, he's the cutest of all Megatrons, that gotta count for something right?

[It definitely does in Ko's standards.]

[treacherous_widow]

Oh yeah. Most bots end up that way when faced with a volcano.

[Was that supposed to make sense? Probably not.]

Ravage right? My world's version of you is one scary Predacon.

[im_wavin]

Wha? [Now he's just confused at that first part.]

Yep! I'm Ravage!

[treacherous_widow]

[Chuckle. Good confusion is a wonderful thing.]

Still think you're one weird cat. But, you're a cat so I guess that's an excuse for the strangeness.

The last cat I knew had spots and jet packs. Spots the idiot had a problem with running his mouth. And I was always willing to put a grenade in it to shut him up.

[im_wavin]

That totes not nice... [Note to self, don't run mouth around teh spider lady.]

[treacherous_widow]

Who said anything about being nice? He wasn't on my side of the conflict.