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re_alignment2013-03-24 08:08 pm
treacherous_widow) wrote in re_alignment2013-03-24 08:08 pm
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7th Web [Backdated to Tuesday]
[The feed starts with a clattering sound. The camera portion of the device shows Blackarachnia and Knock Out lounging on a ratty couch in the middle of the Junk Pile. They had found a wine set, each one has a bottle in her hands, and they’re pretty much drunk and having a ‘who’s boss sucks the most’ competition’.]
…used that to raise the dead and create an army of zombies. He said he could control them after sticking a piece of the dark energon I mentioned onto his spark. Let me tell you, as a medic, I don’t recommend it, even if that makes you able to hear Unicrons’s thoughts. [Knock Out takes another sip.] Actuallllyyy, especially if it makes you hear thoughts.
[Blackarachnia takes a sip from her own bottle and rolls her eyes a little. It sounds like Knock out had his own troubles with a Megatron. Here, let her talk about her own saurian overlord.]
Ugh. Speaking of energon, ours crashed us on a planet full of raw energon. We got subjected to radiation because he had to steal some gold trinkets from the Maximals and crash us somewhere in the past.
[She makes a motion with the hand with the bottle.]
And get this. The planet? Earth. And guess what? We ended up messing up some alien's experiment and nearly got incinerated because of it.
Annoying. [Knock out scrunches his nose, then smirk.] Mine desecrated one of the Prime’s tombs so he could retrieve an arm from...I can't remember, Trion, perhaps. He wanted it implanted on him, without being put on stasis for the surgery mind you, so he could use the Forge of Solus Prime .
Oh yeah? Mine located the Ark on Earth and tried to change history by scraping Optimus Prime while he was in stasis. [She frowns a little and peered down the neck of her bottle before taking another drink.] Caused time to become unstable because of it and nearly wiped the Maximals and myself out.
Mine punched Unicron and survived.
[Blackarachnia raises an eyebrow at the absurdity of that statement and just retaliates with one of her own.]
Mine's beast mode is a flying purple T-rex.
[There's a moment pause from both of them before Knock Out speaks again.]
We're even.
[The feed cuts out with both of them taking a shot from their respective bottles.]
[ooc: Knock Out, Blackarachnia. Backdated to before Liege Maximo's post!]
…used that to raise the dead and create an army of zombies. He said he could control them after sticking a piece of the dark energon I mentioned onto his spark. Let me tell you, as a medic, I don’t recommend it, even if that makes you able to hear Unicrons’s thoughts. [Knock Out takes another sip.] Actuallllyyy, especially if it makes you hear thoughts.
[Blackarachnia takes a sip from her own bottle and rolls her eyes a little. It sounds like Knock out had his own troubles with a Megatron. Here, let her talk about her own saurian overlord.]
Ugh. Speaking of energon, ours crashed us on a planet full of raw energon. We got subjected to radiation because he had to steal some gold trinkets from the Maximals and crash us somewhere in the past.
[She makes a motion with the hand with the bottle.]
And get this. The planet? Earth. And guess what? We ended up messing up some alien's experiment and nearly got incinerated because of it.
Annoying. [Knock out scrunches his nose, then smirk.] Mine desecrated one of the Prime’s tombs so he could retrieve an arm from...I can't remember, Trion, perhaps. He wanted it implanted on him, without being put on stasis for the surgery mind you, so he could use the Forge of Solus Prime .
Oh yeah? Mine located the Ark on Earth and tried to change history by scraping Optimus Prime while he was in stasis. [She frowns a little and peered down the neck of her bottle before taking another drink.] Caused time to become unstable because of it and nearly wiped the Maximals and myself out.
Mine punched Unicron and survived.
[Blackarachnia raises an eyebrow at the absurdity of that statement and just retaliates with one of her own.]
Mine's beast mode is a flying purple T-rex.
[There's a moment pause from both of them before Knock Out speaks again.]
We're even.
[The feed cuts out with both of them taking a shot from their respective bottles.]
[ooc: Knock Out, Blackarachnia. Backdated to before Liege Maximo's post!]
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[Knock out smiles, it softer this time.] The One reason, hm? What was his name again?
I woudl love that, and then treasure the memory forever. my Lord Megatron has sharp teeth, like a shark, but he doesn't really turn into one. Thankfully. [Imagine a giant flying decepticon shark. NO NO NO.]
Why, thanks. You don't look bad yourself, for a human. [Don't mind her ogling you for a moment.]One day we should find them and convince them to tell us their secret.
'Starscream was involved.' explains almost any trouble.
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[Another drink. The bottle had to end at some point right? Doesn't look like it from her point of view even though it's a little more than half gone at this point.]
..Small favors. A shark Megatron would be wose then a T-rex one.
[She smirks as she realizes Knock out is looking over her.. body? Whatever, It's not like she has anything to hide and definitely has no problem with him looking.]
Like they even know. Waspinator's a walking pile of scrap and the Starscream from my world had a mutated spark or something. He wasn't very sane when we met. And of course, tried to double-cross my Megatron.
I got the pleasure of blowing the scrap heap up.
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He is, trust me on that. [Blackarachnia got really nice chestplates, even as human, Knock Out will admit that much.]
I think it's an universal thing, when Starscream and Megatron cross paths they always try to off the other. It's their way or bonding, I believe.
Lovely. Let's cheer for that! [With what is left of her bottle.]
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Oh I do. [Don't mind the smirk. Yeah, she knows and she may just be flaunting her looks a little now. Egos are hard to keep in check when you're drunk.]
Sadly, that explains so much.
The Cheers! [offers up her bottle to clink with Knockouts.]