DJD PSA: A Public Apology (that you owe him) [Video]

[songofmypeople]

[Did you think you were free of your large local music-loving lug, Haven? Late April Fools! Turns out he never left! Hell, a few of you might've even had him inside your soft little organic bodies given that he was playing the part of Influenza this past couple weeks. But don't worry, while the virus is known for a lot of things, it isn't so much known for its sentience. So if Tarn's been partying it up in your bloodstream, he's had no idea.

He has however, been having his own little adventures outside and about the Haven. But now he's back, and checking his messages, and oh my, but what is this?]

It seems a good number of you have fallen victim to Autobot propaganda while I was out. A pity that so many aren't able to think for themselves.

Accusing the D.J.D. of murder? Really?

[Has anyone ever mentioned that Tarn has a lovely voice? Because he does. You might not be able to see it, but you can positively hear that smile.]

And with so little evidence too. Why, you'd think this is another repeat of your earlier unfounded hysteria, when I first arrived. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Two of you in particular. Take note of these liars: the Autobot ... Rang^(?) and the supposed 'victim' Four. Both are guilty of spreading misinformation.

I expect a full apology. You have two days.

As for the rest of you, I hope you've learned an important lesson here. Namely: that Autobots are hardly a credible source.

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Pity the same can't be said for everyone else.

[songofmypeople]

Yes, I do believe _I will.

[thehardway]

Let me be direct, Tarn.

If any harm comes to Rung, Four, or any other member of my crew and you are at fault -- which with your incredibly subtle implications is entirely possible -- then few things will stop me from demolishing you.

And that is all I have to say to you.

[End call.]

[songofmypeople]

[Mate, he is just going to chuckle it up a while after you hang up because, hahahaha, are you kidding? You're worried about the lives of Autobots because of a subtle implication?

Ultra Magnus, please. This is Tarn of the DJD. You should be worried about the lives of Autobots because he's on the same planet as they are.]