DJD PSA: A Public Apology (that you owe him) [Video]

[songofmypeople]

[Did you think you were free of your large local music-loving lug, Haven? Late April Fools! Turns out he never left! Hell, a few of you might've even had him inside your soft little organic bodies given that he was playing the part of Influenza this past couple weeks. But don't worry, while the virus is known for a lot of things, it isn't so much known for its sentience. So if Tarn's been partying it up in your bloodstream, he's had no idea.

He has however, been having his own little adventures outside and about the Haven. But now he's back, and checking his messages, and oh my, but what is this?]

It seems a good number of you have fallen victim to Autobot propaganda while I was out. A pity that so many aren't able to think for themselves.

Accusing the D.J.D. of murder? Really?

[Has anyone ever mentioned that Tarn has a lovely voice? Because he does. You might not be able to see it, but you can positively hear that smile.]

And with so little evidence too. Why, you'd think this is another repeat of your earlier unfounded hysteria, when I first arrived. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Two of you in particular. Take note of these liars: the Autobot ... Rang^(?) and the supposed 'victim' Four. Both are guilty of spreading misinformation.

I expect a full apology. You have two days.

As for the rest of you, I hope you've learned an important lesson here. Namely: that Autobots are hardly a credible source.

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[songofmypeople]

Jumping to conclusions is hardly professional, and while you're free to embarrass yourself as much as you'd like on your own time, I do not appreciate the slander.

[Actually he doesn't care much, but... sometimes he does kill people who tick him off... And you are just up the lane...]

This is twice now that you've left me wanting for an apology. Did you plan to make that a habit?

[rungout]

Embarrass myself? Hardly. I'm quite capable of admitting when I make a mistake and I did correct my original accusation and give evidence as to who was responsible. Though I'm still rather convinced that you had something to do with it all considering what Four told me.

[He's not going to get riled up, not this time. But he will probably keep pushing those buttons.]

Considering the last time you demanded an apology you had a weapon to my head, I hardly think I'm the one that needs to apologize.

[songofmypeople]

Wrongfully accusing someone of murder without apology seems a bit cold, doesn't it?

Really? What did the doll tell you?

[rungout]

Perhaps, but we all have those insensitive moments, I'm afraid.

[And this is Rung's. Because he's not going to apologize to someone that deserves to be locked up just as much as Frenzy does.]

What Four told me is none of your business. I believe the police force may have it on official record. You could ask if they were willing to share it.

[songofmypeople]

Should I have expected better from a therapist?

[Actually, Tarn didn't kill Four. That was genuinely all Frenzy~!]

Better yet, I'll just ask the doll myself.

[rungout]

I provide the best for those that deserve it.

[No, but you were involved in some way, Tarn.]

Leave Four alone, Tarn. You've done enough.

[songofmypeople]

[With ALL that evidence against him, right? The confession from the other guy, the apology from the kid... But hey, whatever helps you sleep at night, old man.]

I'd thought I'd made this clear already, but I do not take orders from Autobots.

[rungout]

And I don't apologize to individuals who hardly deserve to be apologize to in the first place.

[songofmypeople]

You have two days to change your mind.

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[thxforthememories]

... If that happens again, I'll protect you.

[Yeah, the ninja was sort of trying to keep a low profile in all this, but the "weapon to head" comment drew him out.]

[He's not sure if he could help, but. This is his friend.]

I mean it.

[rungout]

I don't want you to get put in harm's way because of me, Kagerou..

[Though he does appreciate it. He really does.]

[thxforthememories]

You're my friend.

I'm going to help you.

[rungout]

...Thank you, Kagerou.

[thxforthememories]

Of course.

... That's what friends, and police officers, do.

[songofmypeople]

The Doctor is being dramatic. Again. But there's no need for worry, Fortress Maximus stepped in.


[Actually Tarn ended up holding them both hostage. From each other. It was hilarious. They all went out for drink afterwards.]

[thxforthememories]

He's my friend. I trust him.

And I will stand by what I said to him.

[songofmypeople]

You won't be needed, but do as you wish.

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