re_alignment | DJD PSA: A Public Apology (that you owe him) [Video]

[Did you think you were free of your large local music-loving lug, Haven? ~~Late~~ April Fools! Turns out he never left! Hell, a few of you might've even had him inside your soft little organic bodies given that he was playing the part of Influenza this past couple weeks. But don't worry, while the virus is known for a lot of things, it isn't so much known for its sentience. So if Tarn's been partying it up in your bloodstream, he's had no idea.

He has however, been having his own little adventures outside and about the Haven. But now he's back, and checking his messages, and oh my, but what is this?]

It seems a good number of you have fallen victim to Autobot propaganda while I was out. A pity that so many aren't able to think for themselves.

Accusing the D.J.D. of murder? Really?

[Has anyone ever mentioned that Tarn has a lovely voice? Because he does. You might not be able to see it, but you can positively hear that smile.]

And with so little evidence too. Why, you'd think this is another repeat of your earlier unfounded hysteria, when I first arrived. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Two of you in particular. Take note of these liars: the Autobot ... Rang^(?) and the supposed 'victim' Four. Both are guilty of spreading misinformation.

I expect a full apology. You have two days.

As for the rest of you, I hope you've learned an important lesson here. Namely: that Autobots are hardly a credible source.

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... Quickly. Someone go and ascertain whether gravity is still functional.

As... I find myself sharing your sentiments.

Feet are flat on the ground, Perce. It's a thing.

Guess miracles -DO- happen when Cons are around.

Primus. Then perhaps someone has reversed the polarity of Cybertron's hemispheres.

Oh. Is that what this one is? I never would have guessed.

[There are deserts less dry than Perceptor's tone right there.]

He's so very subtle about it.

I know right? I'm just splittin' at the seams in my armor over this.

...Also thanks for that recordin'.

I'm uncertain as to whether I'm more amused by his proclamation, or the utter lack of seriousness with which everyone has responded. Mm. Both, perhaps.

... I'll be righteously indignant once I've finished being amused, I'm sure.

Yeah, you'll be..very indignant or whatever.

Just can't believe he thinks...this is just gold.

I do believe he's failing to grasp the idea that his organization may very well not be present in alternate Cybertrons.

I've never heard of them, for example. It's rather difficult to be petrified of someone whose faceplate resembles Megatron's intoxicated interior decorating fiascoes when the name means nothing to you.

I want to think you said something about his face.

If so, I agree.

I did. I said it looked, and allow me to dumb this down for you, stupid.

Awww you're usin' big words now. I'm proud of ya, Perce.

Now you're just being deliberately infuriating.

I know. I love it.