DJD PSA: A Public Apology (that you owe him) [Video]

[songofmypeople]

[Did you think you were free of your large local music-loving lug, Haven? Late April Fools! Turns out he never left! Hell, a few of you might've even had him inside your soft little organic bodies given that he was playing the part of Influenza this past couple weeks. But don't worry, while the virus is known for a lot of things, it isn't so much known for its sentience. So if Tarn's been partying it up in your bloodstream, he's had no idea.

He has however, been having his own little adventures outside and about the Haven. But now he's back, and checking his messages, and oh my, but what is this?]

It seems a good number of you have fallen victim to Autobot propaganda while I was out. A pity that so many aren't able to think for themselves.

Accusing the D.J.D. of murder? Really?

[Has anyone ever mentioned that Tarn has a lovely voice? Because he does. You might not be able to see it, but you can positively hear that smile.]

And with so little evidence too. Why, you'd think this is another repeat of your earlier unfounded hysteria, when I first arrived. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Two of you in particular. Take note of these liars: the Autobot ... Rang^(?) and the supposed 'victim' Four. Both are guilty of spreading misinformation.

I expect a full apology. You have two days.

As for the rest of you, I hope you've learned an important lesson here. Namely: that Autobots are hardly a credible source.

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[songofmypeople]

The choice is yours.

[treacherous_widow]

[Then she chooses worried.]

So what has a big handsome bot like yourself been up to?

[songofmypeople]

[Atta girl.]

[And you know, he's not entirely sure about of that himself, at least not when it comes to a short window of the last few weeks. If he were anyone else, he might find that worrying... but he's Tarn, King of chill.... He can't really bring himself to care too much.]

Asset acquisition, tidying and expanding DJD territory, some leisurely hunting and scenic tours...

And yourself?

[treacherous_widow]

[What can she say? There are brains and beauty at work in this bot.]

Expanding territory huh? Just exactly where to?

[She waves a claw and regards him for a moment.]

Acquisitions and scientific endeavors are all you need to know about. Other wise, it's just dealing with the random...issues that have been popping up.

[songofmypeople]

I'm currently making myself comfortable in the city south of Prima's temple.

What kind of acquisitions?

[treacherous_widow]

Good to know.

[So she can avoid it.]

Oh you know, random things from the junk pile. Nothing too interesting to anyone but me.

[songofmypeople]

Should you find a functional precision rifle in your scavenging, I would be interested.

[treacherous_widow]

....I'll keep a look out for one.

[And if she finds one, he might get notified about it.]

[songofmypeople]

Good.

Now, was there anything else?

[treacherous_widow]

Nope.

[And after that she cuts the feed.]