DJD PSA: A Public Apology (that you owe him) [Video]

[songofmypeople]

[Did you think you were free of your large local music-loving lug, Haven? Late April Fools! Turns out he never left! Hell, a few of you might've even had him inside your soft little organic bodies given that he was playing the part of Influenza this past couple weeks. But don't worry, while the virus is known for a lot of things, it isn't so much known for its sentience. So if Tarn's been partying it up in your bloodstream, he's had no idea.

He has however, been having his own little adventures outside and about the Haven. But now he's back, and checking his messages, and oh my, but what is this?]

It seems a good number of you have fallen victim to Autobot propaganda while I was out. A pity that so many aren't able to think for themselves.

Accusing the D.J.D. of murder? Really?

[Has anyone ever mentioned that Tarn has a lovely voice? Because he does. You might not be able to see it, but you can positively hear that smile.]

And with so little evidence too. Why, you'd think this is another repeat of your earlier unfounded hysteria, when I first arrived. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Two of you in particular. Take note of these liars: the Autobot ... Rang^(?) and the supposed 'victim' Four. Both are guilty of spreading misinformation.

I expect a full apology. You have two days.

As for the rest of you, I hope you've learned an important lesson here. Namely: that Autobots are hardly a credible source.

Comments

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

Sorry, I'm still not over the fact that you think ya are entitled to one.

Autobot propaganda? Really? That's your argument?

[It's obvious he's trying not to crack up here.]

[songofmypeople]

[Tarn just chuckles along, good-humouredly.]

It is a joke, isn't it? All these Autobots crying out for strike teams to deal with me, telling each other how dangerous I am. Now this; accusing me of killing a toy.

Rather sad, all things told.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

I was more referrin' to the part where you're tryin' to play yourself up as someone rational.

Ya really think we're all that stupid?

[songofmypeople]

Let's try a question for you this time.

In your professional opinion, Autobot, do you think I'm worth all the fuss?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

I don't think you want a Wrecker's official opinion on this, smiley.

Our reputation is known for taking guys like you down.

1/2

[songofmypeople]

... [-snkt-]


[What was that? Did he just... did he just inhale an insect? Kinda sounded like a snort...???]

2/3

[songofmypeople]

[-snkt-]

I... Excuse me.

3/3

[songofmypeople]

.... Haha...ha...hahahahahahahahaha [etc.]

[He's just ... going to lean back now, lace his hands over his pimped out abdomen, and laugh until he cries. Plus given how robots probably don't cry... it's going to be a while.]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Aw, I made ya laugh. Cuuuuute.

[He'll just wait this out, observing his sword. He's got all day, bro.]

3 million years later give or take

[songofmypeople]

[Eventually Jolly Old Tarn stops his Ho Ho Hoing, and sobers after doing whatever's the robot equivalent of wiping a single tear from his eye. With a content little sigh he looks back at Wheeljack.]

I didn't originally expect responses to be quite this entertaining, but where were we? Oh yes. 'Taking care of people like me.'

Would you like to test that theory?

Re: 3 million years later give or take

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Well, it's nice to put a smile on a faceless face!]

Let's back the fun bus up, here. I didn't say I was gonna. Just stating the definition of a Wrecker.

Unless I have a reason to...~

[songofmypeople]

How about an invitation?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Can you be more specific? My schedule's a little busy.

I wanna know if it's worth it.

[songofmypeople]

Come now, there's nothing to be afraid of, Wrecker.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Never said there was. But I ain't all up on tea parties.

...That's a party where you drink tea, by the way. Crazy human get together.

[songofmypeople]

I could collect some humans to make it more appetizing.

WOW OOPS PRIME GET OUT OF THIS CLUB

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Yeah? With your charming personality, I can see why smaller beings might do whatever you say.

[Did you get that, audience?]

No Prime come back, he'd love to kill you.

[songofmypeople]

Some of them seem drawn to me for my excellent company and the entertainment I offer.

You should try it

[Oh you.]