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Tarn of the DJD ([personal profile] songofmypeople) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2013-04-01 07:45 pm
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DJD PSA: A Public Apology (that you owe him) [Video]

[Did you think you were free of your large local music-loving lug, Haven? Late April Fools! Turns out he never left! Hell, a few of you might've even had him inside your soft little organic bodies given that he was playing the part of Influenza this past couple weeks. But don't worry, while the virus is known for a lot of things, it isn't so much known for its sentience. So if Tarn's been partying it up in your bloodstream, he's had no idea.

He has however, been having his own little adventures outside and about the Haven. But now he's back, and checking his messages, and oh my, but what is this?]

It seems a good number of you have fallen victim to Autobot propaganda while I was out. A pity that so many aren't able to think for themselves.

Accusing the D.J.D. of murder? Really?

[Has anyone ever mentioned that Tarn has a lovely voice? Because he does. You might not be able to see it, but you can positively hear that smile.]

And with so little evidence too. Why, you'd think this is another repeat of your earlier unfounded hysteria, when I first arrived. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Two of you in particular. Take note of these liars: the Autobot ... Rang(?) and the supposed 'victim' Four. Both are guilty of spreading misinformation.

I expect a full apology. You have two days.

As for the rest of you, I hope you've learned an important lesson here. Namely: that Autobots are hardly a credible source.

perfavore: (bitch I'm fab)

[personal profile] perfavore 2013-04-03 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[And he'd so compliment that beautiful voice....if your face didn't blatantly scream Decepticon.]

As humans say... 'Apply soft, damp bandage to that burn.'
perfavore: (bitch I'm fab)

[personal profile] perfavore 2013-04-04 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
Which does wonders for your 'I did nothing to a lesser being' argument.

I know who Four is.
perfavore: (Ti vedo...)

[personal profile] perfavore 2013-04-05 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
I will pass. I'm not fond of your little Decepticon vermin that you seem to raise.

So Four will clear your name if asked?
perfavore: (scusa mi?)

either works!

[personal profile] perfavore 2013-04-05 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Those optics narrow. Four would never lie, so something's not exactly right here.]

What did you do to get this apology.
perfavore: (scusa mi?)

[personal profile] perfavore 2013-04-07 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
Hm.

[Mirage believes that about as much as he believes Starscream ever turning good. But he'll silence himself for now.]