re_alignment | DJD PSA: A Public Apology (that you owe him) [Video]

[Did you think you were free of your large local music-loving lug, Haven? ~~Late~~ April Fools! Turns out he never left! Hell, a few of you might've even had him inside your soft little organic bodies given that he was playing the part of Influenza this past couple weeks. But don't worry, while the virus is known for a lot of things, it isn't so much known for its sentience. So if Tarn's been partying it up in your bloodstream, he's had no idea.

He has however, been having his own little adventures outside and about the Haven. But now he's back, and checking his messages, and oh my, but what is this?]

It seems a good number of you have fallen victim to Autobot propaganda while I was out. A pity that so many aren't able to think for themselves.

Accusing the D.J.D. of murder? Really?

[Has anyone ever mentioned that Tarn has a lovely voice? Because he does. You might not be able to see it, but you can positively hear that smile.]

And with so little evidence too. Why, you'd think this is another repeat of your earlier unfounded hysteria, when I first arrived. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Two of you in particular. Take note of these liars: the Autobot ... Rang^(?) and the supposed 'victim' Four. Both are guilty of spreading misinformation.

I expect a full apology. You have two days.

As for the rest of you, I hope you've learned an important lesson here. Namely: that Autobots are hardly a credible source.

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[A-and... and maybe all of Tarn's friend too????]

At any rate, one of your pet humans has beaten you to the punch. I've already been questioned.

[Perhaps if you are a good mechs and do all your chores and you don't torture ro mentally abuse anybody for a bit.]

I don't have pet humans.. Got anything against organics? [It's because they have a face and you don't, isn't it?]

[But that's too haaaaaaaaaard.]

Only the usual disgust for the lesser species.

[Great things require sacrifices!]

Why it doesn't surprise me that you are of those closed minded mechs with egos bigger than OJ 287. [The largest known black hole in existence.]

[He gave up his face, isn't that good enough?? :"( ]

You're being rude again. Should you wish to continue this farce of a conversation, I invite you to do it in person.

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[He's not so suicidal to just go and talk with Tarn alone. Now yet, but one day he will.]

[I hope Blurr has a will.]

[He says he doesn't need one P:]

[You ~~live~~ die and you learn, right?]

[Then perhaps you should try dying.]

[After you.]

[Ladies first.]

[so.... which of us goes first? Because he's pretty sure he's not a lady....]

[Are you sure? Perhaps you haven't noticed it yet.]

[D: H-HOW CAN YOU TELL? HAS HE BEEN A LADY ALL ALONG AND JUST NEVER KNOWN?]

[I CAN BECAUSE REASONS. And yes, Tarn, we wanted to tell you this sooner but....]

[OH NO. DOES THIS MEAN HE'S GOING TO TURN INTO A VICIOUS, CRAZY, OBSESSED KILLING MACHINE??!?

Oh wait.]

[THERE, YOU GOT IT.]

[Told you so, Miss Tarn.]

[Excuse you, he's Ms. Tarn. He's married to his work, y'see.]

[My deepest apologies, Ms. Tarn. Your husband is mean, though. You should get a divorce.]

[n'aw, Tarn likes it a little rough. But hey, enough about him, how's YOUR love life doing, kid?]

[~~Who doesn't?~~ Going pretty damn well, actually. Thanksforasking.]

[So who's the lucky girl/boy? Since apparently we have options now.]

[Sorry, I have an habit of not telling people with psychopathic tendencies about those I hold close to my spark.]

[oh come on, he came out to you about his gender and also who his hubby was. It's your turn! >:C]

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