re_alignment | DJD PSA: A Public Apology (that you owe him) [Video]

[Did you think you were free of your large local music-loving lug, Haven? ~~Late~~ April Fools! Turns out he never left! Hell, a few of you might've even had him inside your soft little organic bodies given that he was playing the part of Influenza this past couple weeks. But don't worry, while the virus is known for a lot of things, it isn't so much known for its sentience. So if Tarn's been partying it up in your bloodstream, he's had no idea.

He has however, been having his own little adventures outside and about the Haven. But now he's back, and checking his messages, and oh my, but what is this?]

It seems a good number of you have fallen victim to Autobot propaganda while I was out. A pity that so many aren't able to think for themselves.

Accusing the D.J.D. of murder? Really?

[Has anyone ever mentioned that Tarn has a lovely voice? Because he does. You might not be able to see it, but you can positively hear that smile.]

And with so little evidence too. Why, you'd think this is another repeat of your earlier unfounded hysteria, when I first arrived. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Two of you in particular. Take note of these liars: the Autobot ... Rang^(?) and the supposed 'victim' Four. Both are guilty of spreading misinformation.

I expect a full apology. You have two days.

As for the rest of you, I hope you've learned an important lesson here. Namely: that Autobots are hardly a credible source.

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(Wait...something feels fishy here...)

Great, but that's kind of hard to do when you're giant killer robots, isn't it?

War is known to bring out the worst in a person.

Yeah, look what the Vietnam war did to Marlon Brando.

Still, doesn't the weird mask kind of kill the 'we come in peace' message? You guys really need a PR campaign.

You misunderstand our campaign. We're not here to foster a sense of safety.

So what are you here for?! No wonder you need a PR guy!

I'm here to promote justice within our ranks.

Were you offering?

So you're kind of like Dirty Harry, a loose canon cop who plays by his own rules and he always gets his guy!

Sure, why not? Don't have anything better to do!

Oh yes. We always get our guys.

~~[So long as Tarn remembers to actually check if they're dead first.]~~

(Why that doesn't sound suspicious at all.)

Cool! Do I get a badge if I join? And a gun? I wanna show people I mean business!

I'll let you earn your badge.

[Not because the ritual is SUPER SERIOUS NO REALLY, YOU GUYS SHUT UP, THIS IS IMPORTANT, but because the antics might be hilarious.]

The gun you will have to find yourself.

(whiiiiine.)

But where am I gonna get a gun?!

You'll figure something out.

I better--oh wait. I mean--YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Anyway, am I on the team?

Welcome to the DJD's PR team. Do well and you might earn yourself a permanent position.

WHOO!

Thanks, purple masked stranger.

Tarn.

Who am I talking to?

Well Jean Claude Van Tarn, you're talking to Crow T Robot.

I'm one of a kind, you know.

Just Tarn.

DJD PSA: A Public Apology (that you owe him) [Video]

how could you hurt me so

Because I'm a beast. And who could ever love a beast?

I keep falling for heartbreakers

They do have a certain bad-boy charm, true

Very, very and sadly true

The start of a very beautiful relationship?

A very terrible and beautiful relationship

Together we will create things of such savage beauty (which is also now our band name)

I'll get my guitar

So long as Tarn is on vocals

Well since Tom isn't here he might as well

They play every Saturday night at 6 PM on the link

there better be groupies

And they had better have tcogs (otherwise what's the point?)

awww yeah

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