DJD PSA: A Public Apology (that you owe him) [Video]

[songofmypeople]

[Did you think you were free of your large local music-loving lug, Haven? Late April Fools! Turns out he never left! Hell, a few of you might've even had him inside your soft little organic bodies given that he was playing the part of Influenza this past couple weeks. But don't worry, while the virus is known for a lot of things, it isn't so much known for its sentience. So if Tarn's been partying it up in your bloodstream, he's had no idea.

He has however, been having his own little adventures outside and about the Haven. But now he's back, and checking his messages, and oh my, but what is this?]

It seems a good number of you have fallen victim to Autobot propaganda while I was out. A pity that so many aren't able to think for themselves.

Accusing the D.J.D. of murder? Really?

[Has anyone ever mentioned that Tarn has a lovely voice? Because he does. You might not be able to see it, but you can positively hear that smile.]

And with so little evidence too. Why, you'd think this is another repeat of your earlier unfounded hysteria, when I first arrived. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Two of you in particular. Take note of these liars: the Autobot ... Rang^(?) and the supposed 'victim' Four. Both are guilty of spreading misinformation.

I expect a full apology. You have two days.

As for the rest of you, I hope you've learned an important lesson here. Namely: that Autobots are hardly a credible source.

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[songofmypeople]

Somehow I'm unsurprised, given the population of Autobots here.

[Would you like to come over for biscuits sometime later?]

[needlefingers]

[Only if there's a five foot thick metal wall between them.]

You can't say you blame them though.

You are Tarn of the D.J.D. There's a pretty good chance that you're guilty of something.

[songofmypeople]

[Don't think that wall would do you much good, mate.]

We're all guilty of something or another, aren't we?

[needlefingers]

[A ten foot wall then.]

Sure.

But some are guiltier than others. Statistically speaking.

[songofmypeople]

[Try another planet. Normally that'd do nothing for you, but he's without his ship, so, fairer chances?]

Oh yes, I'm keeping track, you know. I've got a list.

[Santa from Hell.]

[needlefingers]

[Ha this is going to suck.]

No one from the Haven I hope.

We do have to at least try to coexist.

[songofmypeople]

[Not if you manage to stay far, far away. Forever.]

Those on the list know who they are.

[Actually maybe not, since Tarn adds people like it's facebook.]

An unfortunate work related risk.

[needlefingers]

Right.

So, any clues on who those people are? You know, just for fun.

[songofmypeople]

'Just for fun': Overlord was on the list.

[needlefingers]

But he's not here anymore.

Have you considered getting another hobby?

[One that doesn't involve murder and violence.]

[songofmypeople]

Should he find his way back, he'll reclaim his spot on our list.

I have plenty of other hobbies; work however, must come first.