DJD PSA: A Public Apology (that you owe him) [Video]

[songofmypeople]

[Did you think you were free of your large local music-loving lug, Haven? Late April Fools! Turns out he never left! Hell, a few of you might've even had him inside your soft little organic bodies given that he was playing the part of Influenza this past couple weeks. But don't worry, while the virus is known for a lot of things, it isn't so much known for its sentience. So if Tarn's been partying it up in your bloodstream, he's had no idea.

He has however, been having his own little adventures outside and about the Haven. But now he's back, and checking his messages, and oh my, but what is this?]

It seems a good number of you have fallen victim to Autobot propaganda while I was out. A pity that so many aren't able to think for themselves.

Accusing the D.J.D. of murder? Really?

[Has anyone ever mentioned that Tarn has a lovely voice? Because he does. You might not be able to see it, but you can positively hear that smile.]

And with so little evidence too. Why, you'd think this is another repeat of your earlier unfounded hysteria, when I first arrived. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Two of you in particular. Take note of these liars: the Autobot ... Rang^(?) and the supposed 'victim' Four. Both are guilty of spreading misinformation.

I expect a full apology. You have two days.

As for the rest of you, I hope you've learned an important lesson here. Namely: that Autobots are hardly a credible source.

Comments

[deadlydoctor]

Noticed, sir. [Tarn you are making Knock Out uncomfortable. That takes skill.]

I'll remember that. You only take care of Decepticons? Because that Prowl guy is utterly irritating.

[songofmypeople]

[So long as you're a perfectly loyal Decepticon who isn't in the wrong place at the wrong time, you've got nothing to worry about~]

Allowing Autobots to live hardly aligns with Megatron's plans.

Where can I find him?

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out's the most loyal Con of course. Is not like he ever tried to offline Megatron after talking to Starscream or anything like that. Pff, that idea is silly.]

Indeed. [He's not going to comment about what aligns with the FirsForged's plans. As long as he can help it, Knock Out's not killing anybody.]

Try the Police Headquarters, I bet he's there rearranging the seats so they are in symmetrical blocks or something.

[Not killing anybody himself, that's it. Setting things in motion is a completely different thing.]

[songofmypeople]

Noted.

I look forward to your further cooperation, Decepticon.

[Which... might not have been something Knock Out wanted to hear. Oops. :) ]

[deadlydoctor]

Of course sir.

[It isn't, but he knows that is better to go along with it than confront Tarn.]