[VIDEO TRANSMISSION: ALPHA TRION'S QUADRANT]

[dinnerdate]

I'm not really expecting an answer, considering how most of you hate me... But uh. Don't suppose we're in need of a bartender? ...Maybe?



[PRIVATE TO: RUNG]
Rung.. uh, I was thinking. Well, uh could we talk.

Comments

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

SURE! Get me loaded, baby! And then maybe after you can get me a gun?

...not necessarily in that order.

[Video]

[dinnerdate]

Uh... You'll have to talk to someone else if you want a gun.

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

But you can still get me loaded right?

[Video]

[dinnerdate]

Maybe? You can drink energon right?

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

[UGH.]

Why does everyone drink battery juice here?!

[Video]

[dinnerdate]

It's not battery juice... And it's what Cybertronians drink.

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Well what is it then? Haven't you heard of Jack Daniel's?

[Video]

[dinnerdate]

Fuel... And no, I haven't.

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Bleck, what do I look like, a plane?

Give me some real stuff!

[Video]

[dinnerdate]

...

Real stuff?

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

I dunno, oil or something.

You know, come to think of it, I've never drunk or eaten anything! Oh well better start now than never.

[Video]

[dinnerdate]

...Can you even process fuels?

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Woaaaaaah, too much information!

What, are you taking me out on a date? You don't ask about what's going on in a bot's processors!

[Video]

[dinnerdate]

...



But if you can't it could kill you.