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[thehardway]

[Lo and behold, there's Ultra Magnus. He frowns, touching his helm lightly. Really, anyone who knows him well enough will note how he flinches ever so slightly.]

This is Ultra Magnus. I appear to be in the medbay. I would like to know the following answers.

First: Why am I here?

Second: What happened to me?

Third: How long was I out?

I would also like someone to update me on whatever I may have missed.

That is all.

Comments

[deadlydoctor]

Why do you say that? Sure you can't be that bad at it.

[thehardway]

I've no desire to be romantically close or intimate with anyone.

[deadlydoctor]

Ah. That's fine. You still should smile more, thought, it can't possibly hurt.

[thehardway]

I smiled once before this. I regretted it immediately.

[deadlydoctor]

Did the universe implode when you did that?