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[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[Ambulon is holding up a cat. A very small kitty. You may recognize the cat, actually.]

I've... recently come into possession of Whirl's cat. Splat, I think is its name. It appears a little malnourished.

[He looks at the cat. The cat looks at him. It is a tense two seconds.]

I used the wikireader to research these animals, and it... It was. Interesting. To say the least. But I have a good idea on what I need to... feed it. Does anyone have any cat food? Or, you know, general tips on how to-- [Splat coughs up a hairball on his hand] ... take care of cats.

Comments

[glitteratimedic]

...That is a terrible name.

[Horribly squishy implications and all that.

And sigh. His knowing anything about organic felines is going to look terrible, isn't it?]

It probably just needs meat, if you can't find any of the human-made stuff for it.

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

As this cat once belonged to Whirl, it only seems fitting. Besides, even if I thought it was horrible, who am I to talk? [HA]

I suppose. They eat... dry food and wet food? I guess wet is meat...

[glitteratimedic]

Pff, that is just how the humans class it for their own personal convenience.

But yes, wet meat- [Ugh.] -should suffice.

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Right. I'll keep that in mind.

... If... He were to get sick, or remain malnourished, is there any chance you might be able to help him?

[Play vet!]

[glitteratimedic]

...Maybe.

[But he doesn't want tooo - Glit is overqualified for this position!]

Your average human could possibly know more, of course. But I know the basics of organic care, mostly involving supplying him with a lot of fluids. Food and water should be sufficient.