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[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[Ambulon is holding up a cat. A very small kitty. You may recognize the cat, actually.]

I've... recently come into possession of Whirl's cat. Splat, I think is its name. It appears a little malnourished.

[He looks at the cat. The cat looks at him. It is a tense two seconds.]

I used the wikireader to research these animals, and it... It was. Interesting. To say the least. But I have a good idea on what I need to... feed it. Does anyone have any cat food? Or, you know, general tips on how to-- [Splat coughs up a hairball on his hand] ... take care of cats.

Comments

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[deadpan] Do not touch Splat. [He still sounds deadpan even when pseudo-threatening.]

[deadlydoctor]

But you said I should meet him. Let's do that.

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[pinches bridge of nose] Remind me to bring you a lump of his fur.

[deadlydoctor]

Bring the whole cat if you dare.

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

I think a lump of fur will suffice. I don't want him to spray.

[deadlydoctor]

and here I was thinking that you wanted us to be friends.