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[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[Ambulon is holding up a cat. A very small kitty. You may recognize the cat, actually.]

I've... recently come into possession of Whirl's cat. Splat, I think is its name. It appears a little malnourished.

[He looks at the cat. The cat looks at him. It is a tense two seconds.]

I used the wikireader to research these animals, and it... It was. Interesting. To say the least. But I have a good idea on what I need to... feed it. Does anyone have any cat food? Or, you know, general tips on how to-- [Splat coughs up a hairball on his hand] ... take care of cats.

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[rstlsslegsyndrm]

... Yeah, those are pretty awful, too. No offense.

[heavymetalgenkigirl]

None taken, though they are still better than Captain Fluffy-pants, and no that isn't made up, I have seen a cat name that.