[video] Location: Prima's Temple

[prime_junior]

Whoa whoa whoa, wait, so...this is Cybertron? But I was just on Cybertron, a-and this is definitely not the Cybertron I remember. This isn't where the ground bridge was set for...

Arcee? Oh man, please be alright. Miko? Raf? Optimus?

Or...anyone, really. I just want to know how to get home. It's important I get back as soon as possible.

[Jack is trying his best not to look or sound panicked but he's probably not completely succeeding here. What is this crazy place and how did his life suddenly manage to get ten times crazier?]

Comments

[dinnerdate]

Doesn't seem like it.

...Yes.

[He's a Decepticon alright, neon Wheeljack look-a-like Decepticon. Even if he does t always act like he's one.]

[prime_junior]

Geez, how many humans do you think hang around the Autobots? You make it sound like there's a whole horde of us.

...Ooookay.

[Well this is awkward. But hey, it's been casual and non-threatening so far.]

[dinnerdate]

Considering how they all act here, I wouldn't be surprised.


...


[Awkwaaaard.]

[prime_junior]

What's that mean?

[Jack has no idea how to handle a Decepticon that isn't a) trying to kill him, b) threatening to kill him, or c) calling him some twist on inferior vermin.]

[dinnerdate]

It means Autobots around here seem to collect you organics.

[He thought he made that clear really.]

[prime_junior]

Oh. Then I guess that's just kind of a thing that happens. There was only five where I'm from.

[He shrugs.]

[dinnerdate]

Five humans is a pretty big amount... Stupid to take that many pets though.

[prime_junior]

We're not pets! They're my friends.

[dinnerdate]

Sure you aren't. You shouldn't bother being friends with them, you'll probably end up dead or they will... Or they'll leave. Maybe use you as bait at some point.

[prime_junior]

I know that! Trust me, I know. But I also know they won't leave or use me as bait unless I volunteer for it.

[dinnerdate]

They'll probably leave you... Especially here.

[prime_junior]

Well I don't believe that, no matter what you say.

[dinnerdate]

Don't say I didn't warn you... Everything bad happens here.