AUDIO

[experimentality]

[ Prism's voice is a cheery burst of sunshine across the Link, the Monitor sounding vaguely excited about... everything, really. ]

Hello, I am 686 Ebullient Prism, Monitor of Line Installation 1-4! As per protocol, I am obligated to inform you that unauthorized removal of a Monitor from facility grounds is strictly prohibited.

If anyone is capable of offering a more cohesive explanation of the workings of the Lambda, I would be very interested in hearing it. I am already aware that it is a space-time anomaly spanning at least several universes. You could say I have a fair bit of experience dealing with this sort of anomaly. Outside input would be quite welcome, as the drone present at my awakening was not particularly helpful.

[ And is now missing a head. ]

I would like to thank you all in advance for your cooperation. I look forward to meeting you all!

Comments

[Audio]

[vandalization]

Oh, excuse me. But you're sentient, right? I mean, obviously, you sound like it.

Who are the Forerunners?

[Audio]

[experimentality]

I am sentient, thank you very much!

The Forerunners were an extremely advanced race who helped shape all sentient life within the star cluster known to humans as 'the Milky Way.'

[Audio]

[vandalization]

Hey now, didn't mean anything by it!

Huh. News to me.

[Audio]

[experimentality]

Of course you didn't.

Yes, I find your species to be overall rather dim when it comes to matters regarding your origins.

[ c: ]

[Audio]

[vandalization]

Well fuck you too, buddy.

[Audio]

[experimentality]

It's alright, I know you can't help it. In the grand scheme of the universe your species has quite a distance yet to evolve.

[Audio]

[vandalization]

Listen, I don't know what your beef with me is, but how about you shut the fuck up now, hmm?

[Audio]

[experimentality]

I look forward to your assistance.

[Audio]

[vandalization]

Whatever, asshole.

[Audio]

[experimentality]

Have a wonderful day!

[ c: ]