AUDIO

[experimentality]

[ Prism's voice is a cheery burst of sunshine across the Link, the Monitor sounding vaguely excited about... everything, really. ]

Hello, I am 686 Ebullient Prism, Monitor of Line Installation 1-4! As per protocol, I am obligated to inform you that unauthorized removal of a Monitor from facility grounds is strictly prohibited.

If anyone is capable of offering a more cohesive explanation of the workings of the Lambda, I would be very interested in hearing it. I am already aware that it is a space-time anomaly spanning at least several universes. You could say I have a fair bit of experience dealing with this sort of anomaly. Outside input would be quite welcome, as the drone present at my awakening was not particularly helpful.

[ And is now missing a head. ]

I would like to thank you all in advance for your cooperation. I look forward to meeting you all!

Comments

video;

[thxforthememories]

Assisting you?

I'm... not a scientist. I wouldn't know how to help.

video;

[experimentality]

You need not be scientist to aid me! I am always looking for individuals willing to complete a short survey on cultural differences and, if they so choose, submit to a small, noninvasive scan for my files.

Would you be willing to help me?

video; /quietly weeps into hands

[thxforthememories]

[That sounds all right. He doesn't know a whole lot about culture, but...]

I will answer what questions I can.

video; honey you need an adult

[experimentality]

Wonderful! Would you be willing to meet with me to complete the survey?

video; god he does

[thxforthememories]

I can, if you tell me where you are.

video; poor, poor baby

[experimentality]

Marvelous! Meet met outside Liege Maximo's temple in... let's say six hours?

video; why can't he make good choices

[thxforthememories]

Liege... Maximo? Where is that?

video;

[experimentality]

Liege Maximo's temple is northeast from the junk pile.

video;

[thxforthememories]

I can... try to locate it, then.