003 // [Video]

[kungfugeek]

 [Power Joe doesn't have a fancy introduction to his video post. Really, it's just him lying on the Cybertronian landscape outside of the Solian Temple. The lazy bum.]

Oi, what do you guys do for fun around here?

[Seriously, he's bored.]

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[thxforthememories]

Loosen...?

[Oh, but he's running now.]

[He sighs, and forget running, he's going to fly after you, power shovel.]

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[kungfugeek]

[YEAH WELL NOT ALL OF US CAN FLY KAGEBIRD--I mean he gets to the junkpile and-wait what?

The junkpile?]

Here we go.

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[thxforthememories]

[He lands next to him, looking... well. As skeptical as always where Power Joe is concerned.]

Why are we in the junkpile?

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[kungfugeek]

Just give me a second, I know it's around here somewhere...

[He starts sorting through the junk, looking for...SOMETHING.]

Wait right there.

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[thxforthememories]

This would be easier if you told me what it was you were trying to find.

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[kungfugeek]

Ah!

[As if on cue, Power Joe finds it, pulling out a boom box.]

See? Put a little faith in, Kagebird.

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[thxforthememories]

... What is that?

[This is a serious question.]

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[kungfugeek]

A boom box!

It plays music.

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[thxforthememories]

...

Music. And? What do you intend to do with it?

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[kungfugeek]

Kagebird, you're going to learn to dance.

[He just assumes you don't know how to do that.]

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[thxforthememories]

I know how to dance. I learned at the party.

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[kungfugeek]

That slow walking? No, I mean ACTUAL dancing.

[And he kicks on the boom box, causing it to play ]

C'mon Kagebird, let's see what you got.

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[thxforthememories]

... How did you get it to play in Japanese...?

[But then he just stands there. Awkwardly.]

All I know is what I did at the party...

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[kungfugeek]

It place a CD, Kagebird.

I found it.

[Yeah he found a Japanese CD go figure.]

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[thxforthememories]

You found a CD here... in Japanese.

[Well, okay, if they found Shadowmaru's tiny body here...]

I don't know what to do.

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[kungfugeek]

I also found a vending machine.

[Point Set Match.]

C'mon, you do this!

[He starts bouncing from foot to foot, clapping his hands together to start.]

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[thxforthememories]

... What happened to that, anyway?

[He stares at PJ. Watches him.]

[And... sort of awkwardly copies him. Motion for motion.]

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[kungfugeek]

Oh, since we looted it, I got the rest out and gave it to the Pantry. Then dumped it back here.

[He notices Kagerou copying him, perking an eyebrow.]

C'mon, Kagebird! Make your own moves!

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[thxforthememories]

That works... I suppose.

[And just like that, he stops. Standing still again.]

Just... wave my arms?

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[kungfugeek]

Move your legs too, or you'll look like a bir-

...Just move your legs.

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[thxforthememories]

[He just sort of. Kicks his legs. In place.]

[Is he doing this right?]

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[kungfugeek]

That's better! Now keep doing that!

[PJ starts to join in, dancing next to him.]

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[thxforthememories]

... This is all you do?

[Just stand here and do the BP Shuffle?]

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[kungfugeek]

I guess. It's what I see people doing.

[The BP shuffle is amazing.]

Put more OOMPH into it!

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[thxforthememories]

You see people doing this?

[Yeah, he's just going to keep shuffling.]

How?