re_alignment | VIDEO ▌ OUTSIDE HAVEN

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VIDEO ▌ OUTSIDE HAVEN

--ag's going on?

[The video crackles to life, a Cybertronian that looks new - although with how he feels he'd argue that. This all feels familiar, almost looks it, but he can't place any of it. Really all that does is dwindle his patience, and prod at his anger level.]

I don't remember this being-

[He rubs his head, optics dimming. Confused, disoriented and irritable, not a good combination. Slag finally turns his attention to the communicator. For some reason he remembers that. Somehow. And a few other fuzzy things, but there is something there, swarming around in his processor.]

...What the frag happened?! I don't- Pit! This feels familiar.

Swoop! Snarl! Sludge! ...Ironhide? Anyone on this frequency? I want some fraggin' answers now!

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That's not normal.

[He is not agreeing with that at any point, Swoop. Talking like that is not at all normal.]

This place do something to you? It's Slag.

Is if you grow up in forest on island in middle of nowhere.

[If Slag has that much of an issue with it, he can try to teach Swoop better syntax and grammar. If he can get Swoop to sit still long enough.]

No know a 'Slag'. You not from same dimension as me, maybe. Is probably that.

[Slag does not have the time for this... slag. He's dealing with fuzzy memories and offline systems. Not to mention it feels like Sludge fell on him. The more Swoop talks the less he sounds like Swoop.]

Dimensions...

[Sounds familiar, but as if he's focused on that now.]

Yeah? Then you're not Swoop.

[Give him time. Maybe a millennia or two.]

Just not your Swoop.

[He churrs again, narrowing his optics slightly.]

Look, you want help, or you want me to leave you in wastelands?

[Swoop wouldn't just leave him there, of course, but he just has to ask anyway.]

Last I checked he was the only Swoop.

[Grunt.]

I'll figure it out on my own.

Yes, then you stagger into Badlands, me lose another Dinobot. If you are Dinobot.

No thanks. Me tired of that already. Me, Swoop bringing you back to Haven whether you like or not.

[He's not even going to comment on the Dinobot thing. He's just going to growl and transform.]

I don't need your help.

[Oh, so you are. That clears things up.]

Not matter. You getting it anyway.

Frag off.

Nope.

If I wanted help from some wannabe, I'd ask.

[Swoop screeches, the video on his end fuzzing out briefly.]

You not ask because you stubborn dummy.

Rrurrr.

[This guy shows up and he's getting punched or worse.]

[Well. He's showing up. As if he's just going to leave someone that looks like a weird version of Snarl standing around in the wastelands.]

[Well he's decided that he doesn't want help, so he doesn't want help. Swoop's in danger of a headbutt.]

[Swoop does not know what he's in for. Still, he's going to show up anyway. Slag looks like a Dinobot and that's enough for him.]

[And he'll be greeted with an attempted headbutt. He said he didn't want help.]

[Swoop squawks in surprise, flitting out of the way.]

Hey!

I told you I didn't need your help, bird!

[He lowers his head and keeps stomping onward. He's ready to go for another headbutt if he's not given his space. And his space is from here all the way to the Haven. He doesn't need help from some Swoop wannabee.]

Told you, me Swoop, not care what you say! Help anyway.

[Because people can be liars. Especially about when they need something, and especially when they are clearly stupid and stubborn. Though admitedly he is too.]

And the only way you're surviving this is by getting lost!

Him Grimlock not ditch me even though me wrong Swoop to him. Not ditch you even if you think me not a Swoop at all. Even if you try melt me down!

I'm going to do more than try.

[He'll succeed.]

If more than try, cops throw you in jail for killing Glyphed. Have loads of fun sitting in cell.

[Grunt. Swoop why you gotta be like that.]

Couldn't hold me if they tried. I'm not Grimlock.

[He's just a ton like him and best friends, and now leader of the Dinobots.]

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