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[adamndoctor]

[McCoy stands before the link holding a small pile of blankets. He looks mildly annoyed. He looks normal.]

So, is this technicolor dream tattoo going to be a constant thing, or is this uncommon? Seems not many people know the answer.

Anyway, that aside - I found a few blankets out in the Junkpile. Three total. If you need a blanket and you're under the age of eighteen, let me know. [Sorry, guys - kids come first.]

Speaking of which: Kay, Miko, Lyra, Ventus, Raf, Sari, Jack, Cody, and any of you youngsters I might have missed - how are you all holding up? Are you doing alright? Any of you feeling down or ill?

[Locked to Solus]

Hate t'bug you again, miss, but yeah. Is this glyph thing something we should be worried about? Mostly I'm concerned if there'll be any harm to the organics. And if you know why there's a sudden white outlining, I'd be much obliged for an answer.

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[thxforthememories]

Because she doesn't need to.

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[adamndoctor]

Look. I can appreciate you being protective of her, I really can. And I am thankful she has someone here who watches over her. But she is still human and will require typical human care. If you don't trust me, that's fine. You can be present if I ever come to her or vice versa.

The point is: if that little lady gets sick or injured and I was unable to see the signs and provide her treatment that may have helped because you won't allow me to run an exam, I will personally chew you a new ass hole, robot or no.

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[thxforthememories]

I will be present. I'm not going to leave her. Not for anyone.

... I don't know what an ass hole is.

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[adamndoctor]

Then we've come to an understanding. Very good.

It is something you do not need, I imagine, and something you definitely do not want. Especially two of.

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[thxforthememories]

How do I know that... if I don't know what it is?

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[adamndoctor]

As a doctor, the subject of a human anus is not nearly as hilarious to me as it is to many others, but let's put this maybe in your perspective...

Do you have any sort of orifice that...

[pause] No, I don't think this conversation is necessary.

How 'bout we forget the entire thing and just say I'd rather you not piss me off.

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[thxforthememories]

[If this were video, his blank stare would be incredibly obvious.]

[Instead, there's just an awkward silence.]

All... right. If you say so.