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Commander Starscream ([personal profile] my_own_trope) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2013-05-17 01:21 am

[Video] Possible Responses from both TFP Shockwave and Starscream

[Starscream had awoken to find himself lost, confused, alone, and at a disadvantage more than thrice over. That had been two weeks ago. In that time he'd remembered a few things -- not nearly enough by any standard -- but he knew the war at home was won, and furthermore, was sure he'd been here before.

Discreetly skulking around, he'd tried to regain his bearings, and the specialized scanning software of a commanding energon seeker had allowed him to eventually find his present location, hidden as it was: Shockwave's mancave Starscream's new secret fort. To be fair, massive amounts of energon hidden beneath the landscape usually merited looking into anyway.
That was one week ago.]



[Private to Liege Maximo]
[It had taken Starscream this long to decide he was going to contact his Prime. The memory of Maximo was there, but it was as much a comfort as it was distressing. Starscream didn't know what note their relationship had last been on, but he sincerely hoped it was a positive one.]

My Liege, your humble servant returns. [He bows, the video dipping slightly] I await your command, and relish the opportunity of being of use to you -- however you deem fit.

[Welp, here's hoping that covered most of the important bases. And at the very least, it might be enough of a heads-up should Starscream find himself suddenly in need of ... hopping back off-grid.]



[Everybody else: ]
[The video opens to Starscream grinning in a dark, somewhat poorly lit place.]

Some of you might be wondering after my absence. [Of how long, he's uncomfortably unsure.] Well, rest assured, Haven, my time spent away has led to great accomplishments.

[The camera pans out as Starscream presents
this with a grandiose gesture. Straightening, he thumbs a button on a device in his hand and the glowing lights instantly shut off. The camera pans back to Starscream, following him as he moves away. ]

While under the radar, I've been busy creating this. Allow me to present to you: ~a fully functional groundbridge~.

[Smugness levels are off the charts]

Yes, that's right, in this cave, using little more than a box of scraps, I've been able to engineer an incredibly sophisticated piece of machinery. Now, I might be a genius, but it was certainly no small feat given what I had to work with. And yet, here we are.

Should any of you want to use my bridge, know this: admissions is hardly free. But~ I'm sure with enough begging, we can work something out~~. I --


[Off screen there's a flash of light, and the very distinct sound of a groundbridge activating.]


I'll call you back.
rednotbluethx: (whatever i don't need this)

you're not boxy enough for him sorry

[personal profile] rednotbluethx 2013-05-21 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Hold on hold on.

[Frenzy drops from the screen for a good ten seconds. The camera suddenly shifts, lowers, and points at the ground.

Written sloppy in the dirt: YOURE FRAGGIN UGLY]
rednotbluethx: ;_; (LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE)

[personal profile] rednotbluethx 2013-05-29 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'll come over there, an' whoop your scrawny aft! Then I'll take off one of yer feet an' use a high heel to smash in yer optics!
rednotbluethx: (look i'm calm for once)

[personal profile] rednotbluethx 2013-06-03 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Who da frag is Cliffjumper? He the only Autobot you ever killed? I don't even remember mosta the 'bots I killed, there's so many fraggin' of 'em. Feel kinda sorry fer ya, long legs.
rednotbluethx: (look i'm calm for once)

[personal profile] rednotbluethx 2013-06-09 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
An' Cliffjumper was the best you could come up with?
rednotbluethx: (look i'm calm for once)

[personal profile] rednotbluethx 2013-06-14 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Awright, pal. Name six others. If the list is that long, shouldn't be no problem, right?
rednotbluethx: ty to galaxia for the screencap! (I'M AN ICKY ELF)

[personal profile] rednotbluethx 2013-06-20 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Haha! I win! Yer just like all the other Starscreams: completely useless!
rednotbluethx: DOESN'T MATTER HAHA (Default)

[personal profile] rednotbluethx 2013-06-21 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, no problem. It's your funeral!

When an' where, fishface?
rednotbluethx: ;_; (LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE)

[personal profile] rednotbluethx 2013-07-08 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[HERE ARE HIS COORDINATES]

Now let's see if yer like all the other Screamers around here. A big, phony coward!