[Video - open, but mind the locked messages] The secure treatment of dead bodies sucks here!

[cliffjumper]

Zombies. Why's it always fraggin' zombies?

[Cliffjumper hasn't even seen any of them, and he's not sure of the vehemence in his own conviction, but it feels right. Beyond, well, the fact that undead abominations that shouldn't be possible had decided to come play.

Ghosts were one thing.]

Whatever, as long as we can get rid of 'em all. [With a grimace and a shrug Cliffjumper makes a few locked pings.]

[Locked to Blurr.]

Hey, Blurr. Still wanna try a gun? [They're doing it either way, you know.]

[Locked to SG!Megatron and Ravage]

Both of ya okay, still? [He pauses, frowning a little, briefly hesitating before just shrugging. That worry of being okay was mostly for Ravage since Soundwave had disappeared.]

... Dunno, should we meet up, or somethin'?

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[eternallove]

[She's being completely serious, but she fails at proving she's serious. It's okay Cliffjumper she confuses a lot of people]

Oh, and my ice magic isn't that good to be helpful either...what could stop them Mister?


Well, sometimes it does but zombies are really odd and don't always need a master to fight so you usually have to beat them all up.

[cliffjumper]

[He just thinks he somehow ought to understand her, since he's spent quite a bit of time on Earth by now... sure, she doesn't look exactly human, but close enough.]

Well, I suppose cold might slow 'em down. [He rubs the side of his helm slowly.] Then there's these little things... called scraplets. The type that comes from a particular reality eats dead metal, like that zombies're made of.

... Suppose so. [After a moment of staring, Cliffjumper just frowns.] Where'd ya even live you'd have to deal with zombies? I was kinda sure they don't actually exist on Earth.

[eternallove]

[You poor fool. She's just here to ruin everything you bots expect to know about organics and their habits and living styles.]

I guess those wouldn't be around here unless they're like a quest item that you have to find.

[She only pouts for a few moments over that.]

I've never been to Earth mister. I'm from Celestia...well not anymore I guess since I'm fallen so I guess I have to now say I'm from the Netherworld, and they have a lot of zombies running around along with other creatures.

[cliffjumper]

[Clearly that's exactly what she is.]

... Quest... item? This ain't actually a game ya know. [That frown? Still there. Some incredulity as well, though when she continues to speak the closest his processor comes up with is "fantasy world".]

... Huh. What, angels and demons and slag like that?

[Please don't say yes.]

[eternallove]

[And think you're dealing with her alone. Don't let her start tag teaming you with someone from her home.]

Well they are really rare aren't they if you don't carry them around just in case.

[And have a large and happy smile that almost seems to sparkle. You're really smart to guess that.]

Yes! That's it exactly! You really do know a lot about us already Mister.

[cliffjumper]

[After a quiet moment, Cliffjumper groans, eyeing Flonne as if he's expecting her - hoping, really - to say she's joking. When she doesn't...]

Should've guessed... Yeah, uh. Doubt it's the same thing, but some populations on Earth got ideas like angels and demons.

And yeah, scraplets are. Which is lucky in the case for normal scraplets since they sorta... eat us. The other sort probably can't be found 'round here at all.

[Wrong sort of reality, probably. It was actually a little hard to tell given that there was just the Firstforged around.]

[eternallove]

Well of course they do, because their belief and emotions are what allows us to survive. If they didn't have faith and love then Angels would disappear, even their negative emotions help keep the Netherworld going as well. We all need one another which is what makes it really great in the fact there is such a strong bond between us all.

[Oh no she's starting to get preachy.]

Oh, that's too bad and that's really not nice that there are some that eat you Mister.

[cliffjumper]

... Uh. I see. [What else is he supposed to say, really? Cliffjumper squints at Flonne through the feed, and while he could say she's wrong, it's quite obvious this isn't about the Earth he knows or things like that so... uhm.]

Didn't know ya needed humans like that.

[Seems a bit dangerous, really, to have to rely on someone else for your existence.]

Yeah, though I suppose you could consider 'em like predators... most organic species have 'em, if I understand ecosystems correctly. [He scrunches his nasal ridge, frowning again. Those both make sense, and not.] Or a disease I suppose. Just... kinda more active than most human ones.