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[spaghettiinmysoul]

.... He-he-hey?

[Screen full of patina stained copper robot. What is the proper protocol for "I just showed up in this hugeass place and I don't know where I am or what I'm doing"? Panic? No. Yell at other people? Maybe.]

I'm ta-talkin' ta these real bi-big guys in here an' I'm ge-ge-gettin' a whole lotta nonsense. An' that's gotta be a lotta n-n-nonsense.

Who's in ch-charge here? I gotta hop th' n-n-next rocket ba-back ta Earth pronto! Where's the space bus?

Wha-what's the fare fer a s-s-space bus anyway?

Does anyone know wha-what's goin' on here? Hey!

[Okay. Make unreasonable demands and shake your fist at your communicator. Also an excellent choice]

An' further more what's a gu-gu-guy gotta do ta get some water around here? None o' these bi-big guys got it, there ain't no vendin' machines. Not even a wa-wa-wa-water fountain! Or a puddle! It's important, so s-s-someone speak up!

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[Video]

[warp]

[Have Skywarp sitting, leaned back against a wall of some kind, tossing and catching a rock with one hand.]

No water. It's hot enough out here it just steams up. [Serious face, and not even really looking at the really rather pathetic robot on the other end. What is this, a children's science fair?]

And who do y'think is in charge? The biggest ones of course! There's no bus, but we've got a plane or two... but we don't let primitives on, so sorry, you're stuck.

[A brief, flat glance to the side into the feed; Skywarp's doing his very best not to smirk.]

[Video]

[spaghettiinmysoul]

[Well aren't you pleasant]

We-well ain't you a ball o' s-s-sunshine. I don't ne-need yer help, I'll fi-find water myself.

I ain't no p-p-primative either. Top o' th' line, me. Prolly th' be-be-best singin' robut there is, you don't know n-nuthin'.

I don't wanna be on no s-s-stupid plane anyway.

[And gathering from the use of the word 'we']

Prolly s-s-s-stuck together with b-bubblegum an' tape anyway.

[Video]

[warp]

[He's the picture of chivalry!]

Not got a lot of sun either, so someone's gotta be, right?

[Skywarp then takes a moment to look Rabbit up and down from what he can see, and just laughs.]

Looks more like an outdated, patch-work toy to me! And guess you're stuck then.

[Shrug. Not his problem.]

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Wow, are you just made of pennies or what?

But anyway, if we're going off the Star Trek standard...I'd say about, two Shatnerbucks.

[Time to mess with you, Rabbit.]

Anyway, don't you robot guys drink oil?

[Video]

[spaghettiinmysoul]

Nope! Though ya c-c-could make a few pennies outta m-me! Pappy didn't melt no p-pennies ta make me.

Aw, f-f-fresh outta sh-shatnerbucks. All I got a-a-are a few Datadollars.

I d-d-don't drink! Ju-just empty wa-water inta my boiler. B-bottom jaw don't w-work like that.

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Well if I throw you in the well, do I get a wish granted?

Oh ho ho another Trekkie? Someone gets my language.

Well just um...get a pitcher, I'm sure it'll rain soon.

[originaldragoon]

There is a pond by one of the temples and I believe I have seen bottles of water at the Rec Center in the center of Haven.

As for getting out of, so far no one has figured out how to leave yet. We are all stranded here.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

Oh g-good. Some chucklehead t-t-tried ta tell me there ain't n-no wa-water here. Sure shows him.

Re-really? There ain't no le-leavin'? How'd I even ge-get here if there ain't n-no gettin' out?

[originaldragoon]

Perhaps it could be because he has no use for the stuff and therefore pays no mind to it.

If you look up to the sky, there is an anomaly. That is how you and everyone else here, with the exception of the First Forged, got here.

[Video]

[whatbedsidemanners]

Are you malfunctioning?

[Hi what are manners. In any case, the first thing on her mind is to get this bot fixed up.]

[Video]

[spaghettiinmysoul]

.... No?

[Video]

[whatbedsidemanners]

Your voice box might suggest otherwise.

If you come to me I can fix that for you.

[And maybe fix a bunch of other things too.]

[raceme]

[Guess who doesn't mind odd speech patterns? This bot! Mostly because he has an odd way of talking himself, almost too fast to understand.]

Hello sir _{I'm guessing you are} new here AND I'm aware all must be confusing. The FirstForged are in charge or things, in a way, but we also have a Police Force. Sadly, there's no _{way back to your} universe, as far as we know.

We have water at ^{the Haven's hub and} the Pantry, I can give you the coordinates.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

[And Rabbit isn't going to judge, more power to you!]

Oh th-there's po-police? We-we-we-well it ain't lawless, that's good!

Ain't n-no way back though? That ain't ri-right. If there's a wa-wa-wa-way in, there's a way out! I'll fi-find it.

An' there's wa-water, good. I'd l-love ta know where it is. Gettin' a little low.

[raceme]

[Excellent!]

Yes sir and we have a Law Committee too, they work to keep things under control. [Or they try, at least.]

None so far, no but we are working on that. If you do, let us know.

We have water and IF YOU are in one of the temples chances are that there's water there too. You _{could ask} one of the acolytes. You are fueled by water?

I'm B-l-u-r-r.

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Are you... okay? You sound as if you or your vocalizer are malfunctioning. [You look more robotic than organic, so he's just going to assume you're the former.]

[video]

[spaghettiinmysoul]

N-n-n-nope! I'm fi-fine! Never better, thanks fer a-askin'!

[video]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

That is... All right.

[YEAH THIS IS WEIRD]

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Someone needs t'punch you in the throat an' put you outta yer misery, damn.

[video]

[spaghettiinmysoul]

Y-you gotta p-problem, buddy?

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Yes. Wit' yer ugly face.

[audio]

[adamndoctor]

Keep calm. Panicking may just burst one of your gaskets, I don't know. We've got water and other food supplies at the pantry. [Here, have some coordinates.] You'll find what you need there.

[video]

[spaghettiinmysoul]

I am ca-ca-calm! I'm real calm!

[Oh goody coordinates! Just going to use those~]

Tha-thanks, buddy! Aw man, ya'd th-th-think it's s-some kinda secret or somethin', this stuff.

[mccrane]

There is a lake in Alpha Trion's quadrant, and snow in Liege Maximo's...

You should be able to obtain water in either location.

[He bows his head.] I am McCrane, leader of the Police Force.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

Lake w-w-would work be-better. Snow ya gotta me-melt first an' I'd n-n-need a whole lotta snow. Lots o' work gettin' that.

Nice ta meetcha McCrane! Officer McCrane a-a-actually, I guess. I'm Rabbit!