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[spaghettiinmysoul]

.... He-he-hey?

[Screen full of patina stained copper robot. What is the proper protocol for "I just showed up in this hugeass place and I don't know where I am or what I'm doing"? Panic? No. Yell at other people? Maybe.]

I'm ta-talkin' ta these real bi-big guys in here an' I'm ge-ge-gettin' a whole lotta nonsense. An' that's gotta be a lotta n-n-nonsense.

Who's in ch-charge here? I gotta hop th' n-n-next rocket ba-back ta Earth pronto! Where's the space bus?

Wha-what's the fare fer a s-s-space bus anyway?

Does anyone know wha-what's goin' on here? Hey!

[Okay. Make unreasonable demands and shake your fist at your communicator. Also an excellent choice]

An' further more what's a gu-gu-guy gotta do ta get some water around here? None o' these bi-big guys got it, there ain't no vendin' machines. Not even a wa-wa-wa-water fountain! Or a puddle! It's important, so s-s-someone speak up!

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[And Rabbit isn't going to judge, more power to you!]

Oh th-there's po-police? We-we-we-well it ain't lawless, that's good!

Ain't n-no way back though? That ain't ri-right. If there's a wa-wa-wa-way in, there's a way out! I'll fi-find it.

An' there's wa-water, good. I'd l-love ta know where it is. Gettin' a little low.

[raceme]

[Excellent!]

Yes sir and we have a Law Committee too, they work to keep things under control. [Or they try, at least.]

None so far, no but we are working on that. If you do, let us know.

We have water and IF YOU are in one of the temples chances are that there's water there too. You _{could ask} one of the acolytes. You are fueled by water?

I'm B-l-u-r-r.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

G-great! Ain't no one doin' nu-nuthin' wrong then!

There's go-gotta be some way back, an' when I fi-find it, I'll le-le-let everyone know. Not gonna stick around here, I gotta ge-get back home!

Yeah, need it f-f-fer my boiler! Steam powered, yanno. Think one o' these b-big guys can help me out? I'll a-ask 'em.

Nice ta meetcha B-l-u-r-r! I'm Rabbit!

[raceme]

To be honest problems arise from time to time < small>...sometimes monsters attack... but all is fine now. [NOW.]

Thatwillbereallyniceofyou. What's your world called if you don't mind me asking? And you have something important to do in your homeworld?

Oh, steam. [What a cute, primitive way. Blurr keeps that to himself, though, no need to be rude.] If you are worried that you are going to run out of water _{too soon I can go to the bar and then to your} location in a few minutes and bring you water, _{but yes yes they should be} able to help you. THEY AREN'T very talkative but they are efficient.

Likewise! oh, like the animal? Its a pleasure, Rabbit.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

We-well that ain't no p-problem. Ju-just punch the monsters in th' face! There ya g-g-go, problem solved.

Earth! The b-b-blue planet! I g-gotta get back, I got a family ta ta-ta-take care of. I'm the oldest b-brother, ya see. An' I got gigs ta get ba-back to. I'm a singer!

[Yeah best not to call anything about Rabbit primitive. That is one way to get him very upset very quickly] I c-c-could use a bottle, ju-just gotta top off before I go e-explorin' here.

Yeah! Wa-was na-na-named after the animal! It wa-wa-wa-was my fi-first word!

[raceme]

That's an ef-fec-ti-ve way to deal with them. [Blurr smiles, trying not to chuckle.]

I know an EARTH, I've been in Detroit, but I never met someone like you. Are you and AI too? Like the Brave Police? [They work as a family too, power Joe made it quite clear to Blurr once.]

You sing? [Ohhhh guess who need a singer or dj at the Haven's Club? This bot right here.] I like music, what sort of songs do you sing?

[Blurr wouldn't dare, that's rude and so far eh likes the guy.]I can track your signal and be there quickly.

That's really cute, no offense.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

Ne-never been ta Detroit! I'm f-from San Diego, over in Ca-california! Yeah I'm AI. One o-o-of the first AI. Ma-ma-made in 1896! Antique, yanno.

Oh I si-sing all sorts o' songs. Ya wanna l-l-love song? Or a story song? I got those in s-s-spades.

Cute? [Rabbit pauses. No one's really called him 'cute' before.]

I'd li-like ta think it's kinda ma-manly. Kinda badass. Rabbit.

[raceme]

I had a mission there so I couldn't travel to other cities. [And there was also the fact that he was forced to be part of illegal street races for the longest time.] Oh, I see. It was already the XXI century on the Earth I visited.

I like all sort of music style. Could I hear a story song PLEASE?

Oh you means THAT sort of rabbits. Okay okay. [Blurr still think that Rabbits are adorable little organic fur balls, but he won't say that out loud.]Who gave you your name? Did you choose it?

[spaghettiinmysoul]

Y-yeah I'm p-pretty old. I've be-be-been to a whole bunch o' other cities though. All over the place! Visited the whole world!

Alright bu-buddy, one song just fer you.

[He adjusts his hat, hums a few bars, and starts in with an old favorite.]

[raceme]

I think you would like Detroit, it's filled with all sort of other robots and droids.

[And whatever he was going to say after that gets forgotten because WOW, that's some wonderful song. No one sang for him before, only SG Shockwave and he was gone now. Blurr missed him a lot but the song was making him feel better.]

T-that was so great. You have a lot of talent. DO you often sing in front of people?

[spaghettiinmysoul]

I might! I'll ha-have ta visit it sometime! May as well, the boys an' I love t'travel!

Yeah I know. I wa-wa-was built to make music! I sing in front o' people a-a-all the time! It's what I do for a livin'!

[raceme]

Oh, the boys? You have brothers?

We don't have a DJ or any singer anymore at the bar since Soundwave _{left, if you are ever interested in working as a singer here too you could give it a try.}

[spaghettiinmysoul]

Y-yeah, I got two of 'em! The S-s-spine an' The Jon. We're pretty great together, ain't gonna lie to ya.

I wouldn't mi-mind singin' at a bar! Sounds like fun!

[raceme]

They sing too? Are you a group or they do something else?

Great! I will talk to Wing, he's the _{official owner and} see what he says.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

Y-yeah! We're a group! We all si-sing together, we're Steam Powered Giraffe! The Singing Mu-mu-musical Automatons!

Great, I'd l-love t'have a place to go an' sing fer folks.

[raceme]

Oh that's _{a nice name but} what's a Giraffe?

Ravage wanted to be the DJ too so don't be too surprised if you see a robotic puma around.