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[spaghettiinmysoul]

.... He-he-hey?

[Screen full of patina stained copper robot. What is the proper protocol for "I just showed up in this hugeass place and I don't know where I am or what I'm doing"? Panic? No. Yell at other people? Maybe.]

I'm ta-talkin' ta these real bi-big guys in here an' I'm ge-ge-gettin' a whole lotta nonsense. An' that's gotta be a lotta n-n-nonsense.

Who's in ch-charge here? I gotta hop th' n-n-next rocket ba-back ta Earth pronto! Where's the space bus?

Wha-what's the fare fer a s-s-space bus anyway?

Does anyone know wha-what's goin' on here? Hey!

[Okay. Make unreasonable demands and shake your fist at your communicator. Also an excellent choice]

An' further more what's a gu-gu-guy gotta do ta get some water around here? None o' these bi-big guys got it, there ain't no vendin' machines. Not even a wa-wa-wa-water fountain! Or a puddle! It's important, so s-s-someone speak up!

Comments

[Video]

[spaghettiinmysoul]

There's o-only laughin' because I tell jokes, bu-buddy. There's comedy in this act.

Our act is t-top notch. Too bad you'll n-n-never see it.

[Video]

[warp]

I ain't gonna spare any static for that, 'cause whatever makes humans laugh can't be particularly funny.

[True and not, but humour is a tricky thing that probably doesn't translate well across species sometimes.]

[Video]

[spaghettiinmysoul]

We-well it is. Ain't like yer e-ever gonna hear it. Ya p-p-probably got a lousy sense o' humor anyway.

[Video]

[warp]

Nothin' wrong with my sense of humour. Nothing funnier than seein' someone run around like a glitch while you shoot at 'em.

[Or even less potentially lethal things, but they'd all be kind of... crude, anyway.]

[Video]

[spaghettiinmysoul]

That a-a-ain't funny at all, that's dangerous. Ya could kill someone, ain't nuthin' fu-funny about that.

[Video]

[warp]

Yeah, it is. But it's also funny. Especially when they're completely surprised!

[He's not a very nice person, no.]

[Video]

[spaghettiinmysoul]

[Rabbit's noticed]

Wha-what if someone dies?

[Video]

[warp]

... [Awww, you're precious, Rabbit. Skywarp stares momentarily and then bursts out laughing.]

Dependin' on the situation, that'd be part of the point!

[Video]

[spaghettiinmysoul]

.... Ya g-got a crummy sense o' humor bu-buddy.

[Video]

[warp]

Says you~ [Yes, that's some mocking sing-song tone as well.]

Gotta take my amusements where I can in a war y'know.