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[glacius_passio]

I'm...alive?

Ha ha. That's unexpected. Harpuia? Fafnir? You two alright? I would just hate to be here by myself. How about you, Zero? Are you here or did you manage to escape? I would be terribly upset if you got yourself killed before I could retire you.

Ow...anyone know where a lady can get some repairs around here? My armor is absolutely ruined...and I'm so dusty. I never did get to have that swim in the pool...

Would anyone be so kind as to tell me where I am? Nothing here looks anything like Neo Arcadia.

Comments

And suddenly the recruitment rates for the Decepticons plummeted

[glacius_passio]

Why are you so interested in what I'm going to do?

That's good news since he hates the Decepticons now! :D!

[my_own_trope]

Why not be interested? We have so much in common, you and I. Namely, we've both had attempts made upon us to be brought low by that same vermin of a species.

:D!

[glacius_passio]

Maybe so. But I don't hate all humans just because one of them is psychotic.

And don't call them vermin.

[my_own_trope]

My dear, it's so much more than one.

Ah. A sympathiser.

[glacius_passio]

I've only had trouble with the one.

I've protected humans my entire life, I don't exactly have much of a reason to change that.

[my_own_trope]

And now you find yourself here.

Might be time to find yourself a new job.

[glacius_passio]

Maybe. You sure seem to be interested in what I do, so why don't you give me some suggestions?