[Audio from the bar.]

[im_wavin]

[Takes place shortly after this thread.]

[Anyway, Ravage's voice comes on over the Link, sounding very slurred, and drunk.]

*Hic*

Heeeeey! *hic* Teh room ist spinning! *hic* Has it always *hic* done dat???

[He hiccups a bit more before he starts singing at the top of his vocal processor a very off key version of "Look at Me I'm Waving." Thankfully it's cut short around the beginning of the second verse by a loud crash since the little bot fell off the bar top that was meant for mechs way bigger than him.]

ow... *hic* I'm totes ok! *hic*

Comments

[Audio]

[a_father_to_his_men]

Ravage, where did you get high grade from.

[Megatron is much more generally worried and wondering then acting like this is another situation of Ravage taking someone else's high grade.]

[Audio]

[im_wavin]

Heeeey!! *hic* It's Megatron! *hic* Hai Megatron! *hic*

Teh nice mech *hic* gave it to meh! *hic*

[Audio]

[a_father_to_his_men]

I see, what did you have?

Are you at the bar?

[Cause he is going to start heading that way.]

Re: [Audio]

[im_wavin]

IDK, *hic* but it was a *hic* pretty color. *hic*

Yep!!! *hic* Teh spinny place! *hic*

[raceme]

Ravage? How did you...? Are you at the bar?!

[im_wavin]

*hic* Yep! Teh spiny place! *hic*

[raceme]

Spiny place. Aren't you too young to drink this much?

[deadlydoctor]

I'm so recording this for posterity.

[im_wavin]

*hic* 'K! *hic* *hic*

[Ravage wouldn't even mind when he's sober again.]

[deadlydoctor]

Hello Ravage. Who was the fool that gave you high grade?

[dinnerdate]

[No. Nope. No no no. Why is this happening to him.]

I didn't- I told you to-

[Excuse him while he just makes his way around the bar and picks Ravage up. This is his fault.]

[im_wavin]

[Ravage grins and giggles as he is being picked up.]

Thx! *hic* Your totes nice. *hic*

[dinnerdate]

Right...

[He's just going to keep holding onto the little guy. Maybe someone will come and pick him up now. Maybe. Probably not.]

I'm uh, cutting you off for the time being... Okay?

[Video]

[notyourblueangel]

Ravage...

Is someone with you right now? Someone sober?

[Video]

[im_wavin]

Yep! *hic* Teh nice mech who gave meh *hic* engergon ist *hic* here.

[And it can clearly be seen that Ravage is at the Hub in the bar.]

Why *hic* sober??? *hic*

[Video]

[notyourblueangel]

Because a sober mech can think more clearly and has all of his faculties unimpaired.

...the room doesn't spin on them, for one.

Who's "the nice mech"? Do you know his name?

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

[He's amused!]

Well, at least this is entertainin'. Hey, dare ya t'jump off the top of yer Firstforged's temple!

Re: [video]

[im_wavin]

*hic* Done dat *hic* before. *hic* Always *hic* land on my *hic* feet. *hic*

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Can ya land on yer feet if ya jump off a mountain? Dare ya!

[Video]

[glitteratimedic]

[FACEPALM.]

Oh, must you? Really?

[Video]

[im_wavin]

*hic* Must wha???

[Video]

[glitteratimedic]

If you're going to drink, you should at least have the good sense to stop before you make a fool out of yourself.

[Says the cat who regularly gets drunk and does karaoke. Hypocritical cassette is hypocritical.]

[video]

[adamndoctor]

I'm listening to drunk robot cat.

Why?

[video]

[im_wavin]

*hic* I'm not *hic* dunk. *hic* I only had *hic* one! *hic*

[Which is true, but that doesn't mean he's not drunk. Kitty has a really low tolerance.]

[video]

[adamndoctor]

So, are all of you robots such lightweights?