[Video][Transmitting from Haven’s Hub] HELP WANTED

[winged_knight]

[ The video flickers on to a backdrop familiar to most of Haven, the outer doors of the bar at Haven’s Hub. Blurr appears to be putting the finishing touches on a help wanted sign that’s tacked to the wall beside the door. Similar signs can now be found outside the other Hub doors as well. Wing smiles into the camera in the foreground.]

Hello Haven. As many of you know, we’ve lost several people over the last few weeks. That’s left a number of gaps in the staff here at the Hub. So we need your help.

We could use at least one part time bartender to supplement the current staff. It’s just Dead End, Blurr and myself...and Blurr and I are both working two jobs currently. Training is offered, but you don’t have to serve drinks if you don’t want to. Another DJ and a bouncer or two might not be a bad idea either.

[ Here comes Blurr, done with the sign. He salutes briefly and smiles, glad that they finally decided to get more help. Perhaps Dead End will be happier now. He doubts it.]

Greetings everyone! Now that we are not in our respective worlds anymore some of you might find yourself with more free time on your hands than you ever used to have. It might get a bit tedious after a few months so if you feel like being more active again please come take a look, we will welcome all the help we can get. Between ^{the bar the atrium and the galley} there's quite the number of available job options that might fit your tastes.

[ … ]

[They exchange looks and then Wing looks a little bit sheepish for a moment...]

There’s one last thing. The bar also still needs a name. Soooo we want to encourage you to submit suggestions again, like last time. Any and all are welcome, as long as they are polite enough for general audiences.

[He nods at Blurr, making sure they’ve covered everything.]

And HERE you can see the jobs available. Thank you very much for your attention.

[And with that, the feed ends.]

((OOC: Wing is red, Blurr is blue. Both of us may be replying, if you want to address one of us specifically be sure to note that in your reply! If you want to express interest in a job you can say so here but please respond on the help wanted post so we have it on record!))

Comments

[my_own_trope]

This "pantry" of yours. That's where you store your supplies?

[video]

[winged_knight]

For the organics, yes.

[HEAD TILT.]

Do you have knowledge in such things?

[perma-video]

[my_own_trope]

[Smirk]

I might know a thing or two about organics.

[perma-video]

[winged_knight]

Do you? And about the food they eat? I only know a little. Like how something are sweet and some are savory. And how some of it, despite being organic, isn't perishable.

[He doesn't want to think about how, really.]

I don't know enough to do inventory properly though.

Re: [perma-video]

[my_own_trope]

I've never been inclined to sample the stuff.

A shame the human internet isn't available here.

[Shut up, he misses the monkey gifs.]

[raceme]

...

.....Yes. We have bodyguards already.

[my_own_trope]

[...Noted]

That's not the position I was considering.

[raceme]

You want a job? [Good joke, Starscream.]

[my_own_trope]

A better question for you:
~Is there anything here worth my time?~

[raceme]

I will save us some precious time and remind you that we don't hire criminals that tried to murder one of the workers here.

[my_own_trope]

For the last time, I wasn't trying to murder him!

[raceme]

No, but you tried to murder me. The fact that you don't remember it it's irrelevant. And you WERE trying to hurt Strelok.

[my_own_trope]

The fact that you're out of your mind is relevant! And you don't know that! I was just having a talk with the human.

[raceme]

My mental ca-pa-ci-ti-es are perfectly fine, thank you so much. If it was only a talk why did he feel the need to shoot you?

[my_own_trope]

How should I know? Obviously it was just one of those jumpy variety of humans.

[raceme]

Right.

That's not what he said.

[my_own_trope]

Oh, and what, pray tell, did he say then?

[raceme]

That you grabbed him.

[my_own_trope]

There's nothing against the law about that.

[raceme]

Yesthereis.

Assault _{and battery} are criminal charges that can be levied against a person who threatens to, ^{attempts to,} or actually injures another person.

[So, there.]

[my_own_trope]

But I didn't actually hurt a hair of his little pelt!

[raceme]

Because we stopped you!

[my_own_trope]

BECAUSE I WASN'T GOING TO!

[raceme]

Like we are going to believe that.

[my_own_trope]

ARGJHSJKH.

[/ragequit]