[Open][Freewheeling, with little coordinate markers on the screen]

[skidaddle]

[Skids is driving, the camera showing rocks and dust flying as he whisks by. The terrain seems smoother here, and as he's cruising along he passes by a little red flag...then another. Then another. Coordinate marks tick off across the screen as he goes.]

This is a little announcement to declare two things, so if you like good news listen up.

First of all...I'd like you all to welcome 4 to the Law Committee. He filled out the form, it checked out. If anyone wants to vote him off, take it up with Black Arachnia. Or Miko.

[It's pretty handy, having someone to delegate to.]

Second of all...

[And now is one of his favorite times--showing off. Without slowing down he transforms, leaping off the ground in mid-transformation and rolling forward. The camera is a mess of dizziness for a moment before a solid object slams down in front of it--a thin, slender rod....
topped with a red flag.]

Today marks the day the last road in the haven is plotted.

[He stands, dusting off his hands, looking a little too pleased with himself.]

Now, I'm not in the Law group, but if I catch anyone pulling flags out over the next few lunar cycles until the roads are in? [His face gets reaaaally close to the camera--is that a green tint in his optics? It wasn't there before.] Then I'm going to hunt you down, and shove them in places only your maker has seen. Got it?

Good.

[A moment later he's back in vehicle mode, zooming along as if that display of aggression wasn't completely unusual for him.]

[Sadly, he doesn't make it much further before his engine starts sputtering.]

PERCEPTOR. SEND MORE OF YOUR ENERGON TO MY COORDINATES, NOW.

[Someone has been taking a little too much of that Synth En.]

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[video - private lel]

[fun_police]

[Prowl has a feeling you wouldn't like the answer to that, Skids. So there's just a few seconds of a silence ominous enough to merit some creepy background violins.]

Rather humorous to you, is it? To give anyone a seat of power and watch as others scramble to correct your mistake.

[video - private lel]

[skidaddle]

What is humorous to me is watching you care so much about me getting things done.

If it was a mistake, he'd be gone now, right?

[That's another rev on his engine--just ignore the sputter.]

Hey, Prowl. You should come out here. I have some flags that look just like your forehead.

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What is <i>humorous</i> to me is watching you care so much about me getting things done.

If it was a mistake, he'd be gone now, right?

<small>[That's another rev on his engine--just ignore the sputter.]</small>

Hey, Prowl. You should come out here. I have some flags that look <i>just</i> like your forehead.

<small.[And indeed--two of the flags together do form a red chevron, which he peers ominously in-between.]</small>

[video - private lel]

[fun_police]

[Did you just.]





[Did you really just do that with those flags?]

[video - private lel]Oh god HTML error sorry. x-x

[skidaddle]

[Oh yes he did. He's still giving you the serious glare from just over the chevron....

at which point he takes a bite out of one flag, chews it, spits it onto the ground, and smirks.]

Do you know what it is right now?

[It is..]

On.