Death the Kid (
symmetriphiliac) wrote in
re_alignment2013-06-13 04:44 pm
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[Perhaps you have wondered why there has been a lack of symmetry on your network lately (though probably not). It's hard to imagine that a god of death could completely fall off the radar while on an alien planet, but Kid has been pretty scarce.
The video feed shows him looking rather proud of himself, measuring tape in hand, standing in front of one of Alpha Trion's bookshelves. The books have been completely reorganized, their heights aligned in a way to make them completely identical on both sides.]
To show my appreciation Alpha Trion, I taken the time to organize the books in your library. They are now arranged to be completely symmetrical, much like the exquisite doors you showed me upon my arrival.
[That's right. He's been gone for... weeks, at least. And he's organized a single bookshelf.
In an entire library.
But it looks perfect, right?]
The video feed shows him looking rather proud of himself, measuring tape in hand, standing in front of one of Alpha Trion's bookshelves. The books have been completely reorganized, their heights aligned in a way to make them completely identical on both sides.]
To show my appreciation Alpha Trion, I taken the time to organize the books in your library. They are now arranged to be completely symmetrical, much like the exquisite doors you showed me upon my arrival.
[That's right. He's been gone for... weeks, at least. And he's organized a single bookshelf.
In an entire library.
But it looks perfect, right?]

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[He'd passed it a few times while it was in progress, and had been perplexed until he considered it.]
Wherever did you find a text to match 'In the Wild Grey Wires?'
[That had been a particularly unique volume.]
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It wouldn't do to have those uneven books in such a magnificent symmetrical library! It's a crime against all that is perfect and beautiful!
[He crossed his arms, closing his eyes with a knowing smile. He had a talent for making things balanced, even when no one else would
caremake an effort.]I had to search every shelf - but there was one hidden in one of the back corners.
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[He chuckles.] I do what I can, though. It is only when everything is in order that one can obtain the knowledge they need, quickly.
[Which....wait.]
Did you make sure to change each books entry in the database so it can still be found?