Death the Kid (
symmetriphiliac) wrote in
re_alignment2013-06-13 04:44 pm
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[Perhaps you have wondered why there has been a lack of symmetry on your network lately (though probably not). It's hard to imagine that a god of death could completely fall off the radar while on an alien planet, but Kid has been pretty scarce.
The video feed shows him looking rather proud of himself, measuring tape in hand, standing in front of one of Alpha Trion's bookshelves. The books have been completely reorganized, their heights aligned in a way to make them completely identical on both sides.]
To show my appreciation Alpha Trion, I taken the time to organize the books in your library. They are now arranged to be completely symmetrical, much like the exquisite doors you showed me upon my arrival.
[That's right. He's been gone for... weeks, at least. And he's organized a single bookshelf.
In an entire library.
But it looks perfect, right?]
The video feed shows him looking rather proud of himself, measuring tape in hand, standing in front of one of Alpha Trion's bookshelves. The books have been completely reorganized, their heights aligned in a way to make them completely identical on both sides.]
To show my appreciation Alpha Trion, I taken the time to organize the books in your library. They are now arranged to be completely symmetrical, much like the exquisite doors you showed me upon my arrival.
[That's right. He's been gone for... weeks, at least. And he's organized a single bookshelf.
In an entire library.
But it looks perfect, right?]

/late forever ;-; Sorry.
... I could update the catalogue with the new order, but...
[This wasn't good.
This was wrong. In trying to perfect it, he'd somehow made it worse, even if was aesthetically pleasing.]
Pfff, it's fine o/
No no no looks it's fine er...IF you really like to organize things you could give me a hand with the the pantry? It's filled with human food and I have trouble getting in some places because I'm too big and it's not as organized as it should be because of that reason.
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[There were other places in need of rescuing from their lack of organization?! Surely, this was why he had been brought to Cybertron!]
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[Child, relax.
Blurr gives him a soft pat on the back. He's trying to be extra careful because he doesn't want to hurt him.] Why would I think that? You worked really hard.
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Symmetry is aesthetic perfection! The absolute balance between the right and the left sides - it represents true order.
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...I see. [Humans so odd.] Shouldn't a circle be the perfect representation of order then?