raceme: (Major WTF moment)
Blurr ([personal profile] raceme) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2013-06-16 12:16 am

[VIDEO POST]

[Locked to Solus Prime.]

Hello, madam. Might I have a word with you? I would like to make a request. I would like to know if you could build something as a present for a friend of mine and if the answer is yes then what you would want in exchange? If the answer is no, I understand.

[/locked]



[VISIBLE TO ALL EXCEPT KAY FARADAY]

[The feed starts with Blurr in a huge room, filled with tables and seats made for both cybertronian and organic sized inhabitants.

Blurr has been creating all the decorations out of stuff he found and cleaned from the junk pile, and by now he has: newspaper poms, human-sized tables made out of repainted doors, chandeliers and lights made out of colored crystal bottles and soda cans, buckets of flowers made out of cutlery, human-sized seats made out of wheels, iron balloons because normal ones couldn't be found anywhere, and a few other things.

He’s holding what it seems like a bunch of metallic butterflies when he starts talking to the camera. He keeps working as he talks, placing the decorative butterflies all over one of the walls.]


Hello everyone. Kay’s b-day was not so long ago but she never got to celebrate it. Kagerou and I have been talking and we decided to organize a birthday day party for her. PLEASE don’t tell her about this; it’s supposed to be a surprise.

The party will be held in The Habitation Wing’s common room in two days, and if you are one of Kay’s friends feel free to come over.

Does anybody know how to make a cake? We found recipe books in the library and we managed to find most of the ingredients to make a chocolate cake but the actual cooking is a bit more com-pli-ca-ted and we don’t want to accidentally ruin it since we don’t have all that many organic food to …uh.

[Blurr stops when his head spike connects with something and makes a screeching sound. He looks up, noticing that the ceiling is way too close to his head. Then he looks down.

It takes him a moment to realize that his wheels aren’t touching the ground anymore and that he’s been walking up in the air while decorating. Blurr lets out a startling yelp, flails around and then there’s a loud crack as he falls down and his head connects with a table in the process, flipping it over.

Blurr lifts himself from the floor a few seconds later, rubbing his forehead with a pained expression. There’s some Energon in the back of his hand when he moves it away but the wound stopped bleeding and it’s already healing.]


Ugh.



[A few seconds alter there's a new lock to Vector Prime.]

[Blurr still looks a bit dizzy, but he manages to make a final lock to his FirstForged.]

Ah…could we have a talk, sir?

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adamndoctor: by artphilia @ lj (eh cool)

[personal profile] adamndoctor 2013-07-12 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. The candles must be edible. We humans try to avoid eating wax, you see.

Oh, of course. The tension between the Federation and the Klingons has been rather fun, to put it lightly.
adamndoctor: by breakthesky89 @ lj (Default)

[personal profile] adamndoctor 2013-07-18 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, well, not all wax should be used on the skin, but... [clears throat]

[blink] Wait, there's Klingons in your universe? ... This might imply Cybertronians are native in my universe as well. [he looks intrigued] Don't know why the idea surprises me, since most of the universe hasn't been explored by humans.
adamndoctor: by artphilia @ lj (hohum thinkin)

[personal profile] adamndoctor 2013-07-27 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Drugs make a lot of people feel good, too, kid. [smirks] Plus I find booze is a great way to alleviate stress. [WAXING UNWANTED BODY HAIR, BLURR]

I've never heard of any Cybertronians. Not in the academy or text books, not from any alien species we've countered. It seems you may be ahead of us in space travel. But if yer lot are robots in disguise, that could also explain things. [frowns] Imagining the Enterprise as one giant robot... Scotty would have a field day.

Can't say I've heard of these Daleks or Morphobots. Should I be thankful for that?
adamndoctor: by artphilia @ lj (eh cool)

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[personal profile] adamndoctor 2013-08-02 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Xenophobia was not uncommon back in the day. It's a little better now. But as long as you're not some smart ass alien who thinks they're better than humans, I've no problem with you.

The Enterprise was the starship I was stationed on. Probably a toy compared to some of your buddies here.

Well, thank God for that, at least. Let's hope they're dead and gone in my universe as well.