[VIDEO | Vector Prime's temple]

[primest]

[What a surprise: Sentinel’s angry. The acolytes are pottering around in the background of the video, having been shouted at and told to frag off. Clearly, any information they had to offer had fallen on, ah, deaf audios.]

Ugh, is there anyone around here who isn’t a useless maintenance drone? These things are swarming all over the place and I haven’t been able to get a straight answer out of any of them!

I’m a Prime; we’re supposed to get better treatment than this!

[He scowls into the camera.]

Anyway, any Autobots in the immediate vicinity report directly to me. I want to know what’s going on and, uh, where I am.

[This is about as polite as you’re going to get from him.]

Comments

[Video]

[neverputincharge]

Huh, neat.

Sorry to disappoint.]

Spacebridges have been mostly lost on my world. Only one I know of belongs ta the cons.

Re: [Video]

[primest]

We still have our whole Nexus running. It's another reason why we won the war and we never let the 'Cons get their servos on the technology.

[Let's not mention how Shockwave is a double agent and running the Nexus!]

[Video]

[neverputincharge]

Hey, space bridge stuff for us was lost for megacycles, till Shockwave evidently found a way ta engineer it.

Not that we got the Energon ta make or run one ourselves.

Re: [Video]

[primest]

Right, right. Shockwave. He's top of the wanted list, riiiiiight under Megatron.

No Energon? Pf, where are you, stranded on Earth?

[AHAHAHAHA ... wait.]

[Video]

[neverputincharge]

Yeah, only ours is dead, he was last seen by a couple of my teammates in a ground bridge that was exploding.

....yeah, actually. We are. Energon's limited, and ta top it off Megatron's got control of most of the mines.

[WHY IS THAT FUNNY.]

Re: [Video]

[primest]

If only that was the case for ours as well...

Oh. Well. [Ahem.] I guess that's also a universal constant. Stupid dirt planet why's it gotta be so important.

Wait. Energon mines? On Earth??

[He didn't mean it. But, plot twist, 5 bots on Earth is a norm!]