[VIDEO | Vector Prime's temple]

[primest]

[What a surprise: Sentinel’s angry. The acolytes are pottering around in the background of the video, having been shouted at and told to frag off. Clearly, any information they had to offer had fallen on, ah, deaf audios.]

Ugh, is there anyone around here who isn’t a useless maintenance drone? These things are swarming all over the place and I haven’t been able to get a straight answer out of any of them!

I’m a Prime; we’re supposed to get better treatment than this!

[He scowls into the camera.]

Anyway, any Autobots in the immediate vicinity report directly to me. I want to know what’s going on and, uh, where I am.

[This is about as polite as you’re going to get from him.]

Comments

[primest]

[The worst friends, who go on misadventures which usually involve one or both of them in the medbay. They should have a sitcom.]

The Cybertron in my universe - thank Primus - has never had an organic set foot on it. I assume it's toxic, though. All the better to keep them the Pit off a planet where no-one wants organic contamination.

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out belongs in the medbay, that's a fact. Sentinel can be the one who always gets hurt, he doesn't want to get his paintjob ruined. And boy, the day Knock Out figures out that he can behead him and not kill the guy. He till take his head and go everywhere with it like a new purse. Best sitcom ever.]

Consider yourself lucky. In mine the Autobots brought them along. Surprising, uhm? As if we didn't had enough with the scraplets being everywhere.

[primest]

[Jokes on you, Sentinel will probably just hide behind his shield if things go south! Although, knowing his luck, it will not be very long before KO figures it out.]

[Shudder.] If the Autobot team on Earth even thought about bringing their organic pet onto Cybertron I'd have them all court marshalled for endangering the general public of Cybertron. That, and she's REALLY annoying.

[deadlydoctor]

[But Sentinel, you two could have so much fun together. And no, KO acts like a fool sometimes but he's far from that.]

I approve of that measure. [Have a grin. he approves very much.]

[primest]

[He may somewhat like KO, but that grin makes him uneasy. After all, even if they do agree, KO is still a Decepticon.]

[Regardless of his uncertainty, he snorts angrily.] The council didn't.

[deadlydoctor]

[As he should be. A grin like that never bought anything good.]

Ah, councils. [So much disdain.] They are rarely useful.

[primest]

[Oh thank Primus he's not grinning any more. That was creepy.]

[He waves a servo in the air dismissively. This is something he'd rather not get into.] Most of the council hearings I had to sit through had too many comparisons to how they did things [Over exaggerated finger quotes] "before the war."

None of that matters any more, though. Guess I should be thankful I don't have to do that again.

[He forces a smile. Honestly, he'd rather be back doing that than stuck in this new universe. He was so sure Ultra Magnus had chosen him as a successor! Nonetheless, he doesn't want KO to see that he's lying, as no doubt he'd never hear the end of it - and blocking KO's frequency would only go so far.]

[deadlydoctor]

[Don't be a scraplet, it wasn't all that scary. Right?]

[That forces smile does the trick, mostly because Knock Out is confused about the new information.] Excuse you...again? The war is over?

[primest]

[Oh god that expression is even worse! If they were speaking face to face, right about now Sentinel would be behind his shield for fear of being straight up stabbed.]

Yes. It ended millions of stellar cycles ago.

[He bristles ever so slightly.] Autobot victory.

[deadlydoctor]

[Come on, realx. You act like knock Out's a murderous doct...oh, wait.]

Autobot victory? Riiiii-ii-ght. It was different in my universe. We won.

[Before being dragged here Megatron destroyed the Autobot base, so yeah, he's pretty sure they had the upper hand.]

[primest]

[DO YOU SEE WHY HE IS INTIMIDATED.]

Of course. Why is that so hard to- oh.

[To be fair, they absolutely did. Assuming that any time the Autobots looked like they were going to loose the war was'conveniently' lost in time, Sentinel only really knows it as a stalemate until the Omega Project which curbstomped the Decepticons. Woops.]

That sounds... awful.

[deadlydoctor]

[NAH, you are being paranoid bro.]

Because your lot is not very good at winning anything.

[They where lucky. Knock Out is sure that that's what their got in their favor, luck.]

Awful. You want to know what's awful? Optimus Prime destroying out only chance to revive Cybertron, to get our planet back. THAT was awful.

[primest]

HA! Autobots will always best Decepticons.

[This is going to be fun, Knock Out thinks Decepticons are better, and Sentinel things Autobots are better.]

What makes you think I'll believe something like that?!

[deadlydoctor]

Says you, an Autobot. A bit biased, I might say.

[The eternal fight better good and evil. Or between stubborn guy vrs even more stubborn guy. Same thing.]

Different universes, remember?

[primest]

Pft. Good always triumphs over evil. Everyone knows that.

[Life is like a story book yup yup yup]

I don't care. No Optimus - no matter how incompetant - is stupid enough to do that.

[deadlydoctor]

The 'good guys' are those who win. Remember, history is written by the victors.

[A fairy tale and Sentinel is the prettiest princess.]

He destroyed the omega lock, the only object capable of restoring our planet. I was there, I saw it. Ask the otehr Autobots from my world if you don't believe me.

[primest]

Well, yeah. Who wants to hear an account from a bunch of losers?

[Primadonna giiiirl all I ever wanted was the wooorld]

Ah. You must be from Bulkhead's universe.

Why was it dead in the first place? Could it be because of Megatron's war destroying it?

[Casually ignoring your proof.]

[deadlydoctor]

My point exactly. And since we won in my universe, what does that tell you about the Autobots?

[Let Ko show you the world in his magic carpet, yo. Spoiler: is not really a carpet what he would show you. Or the world.]

Yes, that one. Unfortunately.

It offlined itself after seeing how bad Autobots were at everything.

[>:C]

[primest]

Really? That doesn't sound very convincing.

[Oh my god is he enjoying this]

[deadlydoctor]

Almost no one believed it when it happened, I don't blame you.

[>:C No, don't do that.]

[primest]

[HES GRINNING SO WIDELY GOD HELP YOU]

That a war caused destruction? My, whatever were you expecting?

[deadlydoctor]

[AT LEAST THEY ARE GETTING ALONG. SORTA.]

I know right? Who would have guessed that something like that could happen. Do you know that explosions are loud and blow up things? Can you believe that? [All the sarcasm, but he's still smirking.]

[primest]

No! How terrible!

[deadlydoctor]

[He throws his hands in the air for a second in a 'CRAZY, RIGHT?' gesture.]

This is the world we live in.