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[Raf comes on the video, looking somewhat worse for the wear - but only in that he's been busy, and he shows it. he's a little scruffy, a little dirty, but looks incredibly pleased with himself as he waves.]

Hey guys! For the last little bit, I've been working on a project, and I've just now got it to where I think I can show it off-

[-and he moves his Device to what looks like...a small garden of sorts. we're talking only a few feet square, but there's soil in there, there's what looks like UV lamps, and what could be a water pump?

more to the point. there's things /growing/ in it. green things. Ratchet's nearby, working some of the machinery, before pausing in confusion as Raf continues]

I was getting kind of tired of living off canned beans and everything, so I figured if we could get this on a bigger scale, we could have more food for people like me, Miko, Korra...and everyone else!

...Raf, where did you find this particular component?

Huh? [Raf turns, taking a moment to spot what Ratchet's pointing at] The pump? It was in the box I brought the other day, remember?

[and this is Ratchet looking somewhere between disturbed and...perplexed]

Ah...I think we need to talk.

[after a moment of confusion from Raf...he then cuts the feed]

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But you could.

That's gross!

I fail to see the difference between consuming one organic lifeform compared to consuming any other species on your planet.

[FROWNFACE]

Do you guys eat each other?

Of course not. It's not like I consume metal or anything.

...right, energon. Would you try and get energon out of someone who was already dead?

Maybe.

[No, not really.]

[WAT IS THIS. Frowny-face for you, Starscream. Also arms folded over his chestplates.]

Leave the child alone, Starscream.

[He'll come find you if he has to, you know.]

[but you sir just gained 10 points in his book]

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But I'm not doing anything.

Nothing you don't usually do, no.

[Jetfire shakes his helm, but besides the frown, he doesn't actually look angry.]

But... ah... Raf shouldn't have to defend himself against your rather clever processor. I'm sure you have other things you can do.

[Which doesn't involve terrorizing young human children.]

No, not really.

[Which is why he's harassing Raf.]

Perhaps it's time you either take up something else to help occupy your time, or we could go flying.

[He's both willing and would want to give up working on his current project to do the latter.]

Oh come on. It's not like I actually did anything bad.

Not precisely, but harrassing a child is beneath you.

[He'd have said the same to the Starscream from earlier in the war if he'd come across the same conversation.]

I'm not harassing, I'm educating him on Cybertronian culture.

[No, harassing was right.]

Carving pieces from someone else's frame with your name isn't usually a feature of cybertronian culture.

[Dry, flat stare. ~~He's kind of amused, almost.~~ Honestly, Starscream?]

And I'm rather sure you already knew humans don't eat each other, and we certainly don't consume the energon directly from someone else's lines, especially if they're offlined... which you also know.

[Ergo, harrassment.

Though there were other circumstances that could be done, however, but certainly not from those offlined... unless you were desperate.]

Thanks for clearing that up.

[HE MEANS THAT! really. you seem pretty awesome. well, more so.]

... It can, admittedly, sometimes be hard to figure out what parts [if any] of what Starscream says is true. Especially when you lack the knowledge and context for what he's talking about.

[A small static sigh and a shake of his helm.]

You're welcome.

Is he like this with everyone?

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[video] /THREADJACK of great haul STarscream back justice. :|

[comment not here] /HIDES BEHIND THE JETFIRE

[video] BUSTED

[video] BIG TIME

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[video] Oh, sush. Find better targets.

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