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[Raf comes on the video, looking somewhat worse for the wear - but only in that he's been busy, and he shows it. he's a little scruffy, a little dirty, but looks incredibly pleased with himself as he waves.]

Hey guys! For the last little bit, I've been working on a project, and I've just now got it to where I think I can show it off-

[-and he moves his Device to what looks like...a small garden of sorts. we're talking only a few feet square, but there's soil in there, there's what looks like UV lamps, and what could be a water pump?

more to the point. there's things /growing/ in it. green things. Ratchet's nearby, working some of the machinery, before pausing in confusion as Raf continues]

I was getting kind of tired of living off canned beans and everything, so I figured if we could get this on a bigger scale, we could have more food for people like me, Miko, Korra...and everyone else!

...Raf, where did you find this particular component?

Huh? [Raf turns, taking a moment to spot what Ratchet's pointing at] The pump? It was in the box I brought the other day, remember?

[and this is Ratchet looking somewhere between disturbed and...perplexed]

Ah...I think we need to talk.

[after a moment of confusion from Raf...he then cuts the feed]

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[Wait, what? No! What are you doing? Don't encourage this!]

We can put a bell around its neck and feed it grass and take it for walks and teach it how to catch a frisbee!

[He may or may not be mixing dogs with cows.]

Aww, it'd be great. Alrighty, I've decided. I think I'm gonna help in order to make my dream a reality.

[Because what is asking to help? Nope, he just decided.]

[cows have bells! but...]

...I'm not sure you can teach a cow to do that, but we can try?

[he's smiling, at least]

Cows are smart, I mean how else do they get them to dance on TV? I'm sure somebody can teach it to catch a simple frisbee. It's not like we're asking it to do anything hard, anyway.

[But enough about the future.]

First things first, we gotta make this garden grow. Nobody can have a cow if there's no food for it.