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[Blurr knew that his post is mostly aimed to Cybertronians. However, he hopes the organics will listen to as well. Considering, the last problematic events and the recent anniversary he felt like speaking up.]

Some of us had been here for a whole year. Many^{things have} happened, good and the bad. Some of them really bad. [Blurr huffs, briefly, the shadow of a smile in his lips for a second before it’s gone.]

For all is worth, I plea to those who have trouble forgetting the past to take a moment of their time to remember_{that no matter what universe} you come from, what factions^{you sympathize}with, we all came from the same place and we will be all reunited again in death. Perhaps it’s time to be brothers again here before our time comes.

There was that organic… I learned about him when I was on Earth. He said "A house divided against itself cannot stand".

The last time we lost our freedoms, the last time we lost our home, and it was because we destroyed it ourselves. I’m not asking you all to get along; I only hope that we don't repeat the same mistakes we did in the past.

Thank you for your attention.

[Locked to the Decepticons | Excluding Tarn, Frenzy, bayverse Megatron and IDW Megatron.]

I know that some of you might be nervous after the recent announcements and actions of your leaders. I already talked to some about this but I’d like to extend my offer to all of you.

A mech’s freedom is his own business and it’s the Police Force duty to prevent and redress all possible wrongs. If you are coerced into doing something you don’t agree with or you believe that you might be in danger please let us know.

We will do our best to protect you. You have my word.

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Here I thought that was just me.

[The flattest attempt at humor.]

As did I.

[Have some humor back, Barricade.]

Does this mean I get t'call you idiota now?

[The Tease is strong with these two.]

Do not push your luck, polizia~

Is much more complicated than that, as you say.

Ruining all my fun.

That's fine. I can come up with more interesting things t'call you. It being so complicated and all.

I'd like to see you try. You seem quite fond of Stallion, after all.

Well, that's the one I picked just f'r you. But I could always call you Honey Muffin or Sweetie Buns too. Embarrass you in front'a your friends~

I could name you far worse.

Even if it was in Italia, I would know and adjust mine accordingly~

Ahaha~

Let's see. I'm rather fond of scarabeo~

Mm, scarab. Interesting choice, Booboo Buns~

First time anyone's gone f'r something that wasn't feline-related.

...That was awful. Even for you.

[It's brought his mood up slightly, though. From all this nonsense.]

Mm. Insects are far more interesting. They make up most of the Earth's population.

And I'm sure I can think of worse ones, too. Just give me a couple minutes.

[Yes. He is threatening Mirage with awful pet names ::3
Mostly for funsies, though.]

They do. They also become unholy terrors when you get enough of them together. But they don't purr half as nicely as cats.

[Oh Barricade, he could go on for hours. ...You two are so weird at bonding, you know that?]

Cannot say I've ever heard you purr, polizia. Is drowned out by your awful siren.

[They are the weirdest at bonding. Then again, Bayverse. Everything is weird about them.]

My siren is amazing and you're just jealous, Stallion~. And you've never heard me purr 'cause you've never managed to get me to purr.

[That's true. They do birth by egg sac...]

Ahaha~

Polizia, dogs cannot purr.

[SICK BURN. At least it's said teasingly.]

[Admittedly, the hatchlings are adorable little monsters.]

Oh, now you're just bein' cruel. You ain't ever gonna get me to purr at this rate.

[And hey, he happens to like dogs. Except the ones that belong to Wreckers.]

[Mirage is most certainly not the parenting type.]

I cannot imagine the sound is overly heavenly.

[The 'dogs' belonging to the Dreads weren't a happy time either, bud.]

[Barricade doesn't trust himself around them... but probably wouldn't be terrible thanks to. Things.]

Well there's imagination and then there's the real thing. Ain't had complaints from anyway.

[Hey, he never had much respect for the Dreads anyway. Can you blame him for intentionally forgetting about them?]

Is hard to complain when they don't know better, polizia~

Guess we'll never know.

[...no. No he can't.]

At the rate you're going, definitely not, Stallion~

How unfortunate f'r you.

Unfortunate is not the word I would use~

But suit yourself, scarab~

Hey, s'your decision, Booboo Buns.