[Video] :: Location - Junk Pile

[kick_astromech]

[The cylindrical droid in white and blue with the silver-domed top twitters and beeps a greeting. He goes on for a while in typical Binary, then pauses. Oh. Right. He should probably put that through in Basic since Threepio isn't here to play translator.

His image vanishes, replaced by scrolling text.]

[[Greetings; Designation = R2-D2, at your service. Said opportunities for service = Lacking. Inquiry as to open positions for occupation?

R2-series astromech droid, capable in starship repairs, navigational needs and running system diagnostics- well, normally. May need adjusting to local system processes...

...._]]

[A slightly annoyed row of beeps follows that admission. Well, maybe he'll try his hand at splicing soon... That oughta be fun.]

Comments

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[kick_astromech]

[[Not at all. Rather have no arms than look like my manufacturer was drunk on the job._]]

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

You want to talk about design flaws, let's look at you. You look like a moving port-a-potty.

[Video/Text]

[kick_astromech]

[[Says the one that looks like he can't decide between an air filter and a soup tureen._]]

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

You don't even have a mouth, buddy!

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[kick_astromech]

[[Wish you didn't either._]]