[Audio] Location: Liege Maximo's Temple

[zer0thassassin]

Cybertronians
Or comparable beings:
I would like to spar.

Comments

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Can't you just... wait until you've adjusted to your new surroundings?

[SERIOUSLY SPARRING IS GOOD AND STUFF BUT GEEZ YOU JUST GOT HERE]

[zer0thassassin]

This is adjustment!
To test one's new environs,
With one's weaponry.

[What better time to compare your armaments to this world's standard? How else will Zer0 know you'll die if he puts a corrosive sniper bullet in your head?]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

You don't blow up your house the moment you first move in!

[GOD]

[zer0thassassin]

That's why it's a spar. Can't you tell the difference? Should I demonstrate?

[These are important questions for Zer0!]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

I'm not one for sparring or fighting in general. Besides, I'm probably ten times your height and pack the strength of a gestalt unit.

[HE'S SHOWING OFF NOW]

[audio]

[zer0thassassin]

Is that a challenge?
Perhaps the spar will find you,
Unwilling or not.

[You may not want to do this, Ambulon. You've caught his interest now...]

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

... No. Absolutely not.

[Dammit.]

[audio] I'm so proud of myself for keeping his language this clean for so long...

[zer0thassassin]

Sorry, no take-backs.
Come for me of your own will,
Or I'll find you, bitch.

[...Which Zer0's trying to figure out how to do as we speak. Can these calls even be traced or identified? One way to find out!]

[audio] unfortunately, ambulon has no idea what "bitch" means so it has no affect :(

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

What? Oh, c'mon. You can't force me to fight. You know I could call the police on you?

[THEY COULD BE, DEPENDING ON YOUR RESPONSE]

[audio] probably not hard to tell it was not complimentary

[zer0thassassin]

Oh, how frightening.
I promise I'll go easy
On both you and them!

[Zer0 has run around in totalitarian cities full of cameras and killed people. Zer0 is not concerned. He is also a super arrogant jerk, in case Ambulon didn't notice!]

[audio] true

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

No. [he just--you can't see it, but he's got his face in his hands] Just... [whisper] No.

[Then he cuts the link. You can try hunting him down, but for right now, man, he's got no time for you hooligans.]