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[Audio] Location: Liege Maximo's Temple

Cybertronians
Or comparable beings:
I would like to spar.

Yes, around here usually is.

Hmm. And cannibals?

[Maybe this planet isn't as unlike Pandora as he'd thought.]

...well there's Dirge. I think he's the only one, though.

[Oh, little he knows.]

Well, that's a surprise.
They tend to go together,
As far as I've heard.

[Indeed. Not enough cannibals, too many laws about murdering people. A sad day for Zer0.]

I'm not all that_{familiar with}cannibals so I can't really tell. They're common in your universe, I TAKE it?

Not the universe;
The planet I was last on.
It's notorious.

That must have been hard. Unless you are a cannibal yourself. [Which is a possibility that he's not disregarding.] What was the name of the planet? And what's yours, for what matters. I'm B-L-U-R-R.

The world - Pandora,
And I have been called Zer0.
It was no challenge.

[That is not quiiiiiiiiite true, but the cannibalism etc isn't the challenging part. Kazillionaire corporate dictators who want to kill you, that's a little harder.]

I can't say I've heard of _{that planet} before. It was always that way? it had cannibals from the beginning?

It's a pleasure, Zero. [Sorta.]

[Anything that wants to kill you is always hard to deal with.]

Not at its current levels.

Then it means that something happened.

Duh. No mystery.
Corporate mismanagement -
A boring story.

[Sounds totally boring. Yep.]

Corporate mismanagement? But...how can someone do things THAT wrong?

[Very.]

Not worth the money:
Extracting personnel and
Cleaning up toxins.

[You are a boring person, interested in boring things. Zer0 hopes you know that.]

I don't think I would like to visit your world.

[Actually....yes, he knows.]

You are not alone.
Considered a crapsack world,
But exploitable.

Maybe you will like it here then. What did you do in your world?

Edited 2013-07-18 22:59 (UTC)

Assassination.
Currently, hunting the Vault;
No call for that here!

We die often enough we don't really need more killers, sir. [MORE. They got enough already.] The Vault is your enemy?

The Vault is treasure.
Its challenges lie outside -
And perhaps within.

[So, now Zer0 rates a 'sir?' He sees what you did there.]

How mysterious. [Blurr uses sir and madam a lot. he switches to sir when he's not sure :U Blurr's polite!]

Is your glyph that one of Megatronus's by any chance?

[text] LOL NOPE

[audio]
The first Vault's treasure -
A great disappointment to
Its discoverers.
Ancient alien ruins -
How mysterious indeed!

[It's a good thing someone in this conversation is polite! It's not Zer0.]

[What do you say to that? Blurr is not sure so he will ignore the text.]

[The audio isn't any better.]

I can see that you have musical talent.

Poetry, not song.

[Oh goodness, why all the murderers must like the arts? Like Tarn and music.]

Poetry. So you are a killer and a poet. Interesting mix.

that's okay zer0 is just huffy

zer0thassassin - 2013-08-05 02:24 (UTC) - Expand

Heh

raceme - 2013-08-08 23:00 (UTC) - Expand

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[Audio] Location: Liege Maximo's Temple

T_T

not actually as random a question as it sounds...

Actually, no, it isn't because.....

Zer0's game is kind of messed up, have I mentioned that yet?

I'm starting to notice that. And so is Blurr

It's almost as messed up as Zer0 himself! Zer0's kinda 'out there' even for Borderlands.

This conversation will lead to interesting things then.

Hopefully!

Yes~

Sorry, Zer0's ... very to-the-point.

As I said, it's okay!

Oh god I'm playing a homicidal five-year-old.

asjdha I love it XD

Large-scale corporate corruption is par the course in BL2!

Ah, gotcha. I'm not very familiar with videogames P:

no subject

no subject

Oh Blurr. You do not wanna know...

He always wants to know! ....often he regrets it, though.

This... this is probably one of those times.

Probably. He met really awful people, Zero's not yet on the top ten list.

He'll have to work harder.

Yep

Ooh, he's annoyed now. XD

Blurr can't really tell ahahaah

that's okay zer0 is just huffy

Heh