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[soniamwheel]

[The first image you see of Jetfire is him waving his cane angrily at a bunch of acolytes.]

Don't you talk t'me about 'alternate universes'! I know 'em all! This isn't Cybertron! This is a joke! [He angrily stabs the ground with his cane. An acolyte approaches, but he quickly swats it away.] I'll not speakin' t'no drones! Where's your leader? [He aggressively pokes one of the acolytes in the face with his cane] Do ya even understand a word I'm even sayin'? Is anything gettin' through that one-bit processor o' yours? [Jetfire gets in the poor drone's face] Take - me - to - your - leader!

[Another drone attempts to pull Jetfire aside, but he whips back an arm and backhands the acolyte, knocking it to the ground. He turns and starts wailing on the little 'bot with his cane.] Tryin' t'sneak up on me, are you? Have you any idea who I am? My name's in history books! I was one of the first Seekers forged on Cybertron! The Mighty Jetfire! [He gives one last swift konk upside the drone's head, knocking the poor thing out.]

[And for a minute or so there's a bunch of old man complaining and muttering as he scuffles with the remaining acolytes. It's a blur of color and the communication link falls over, showing a lovely image of the dirt. The noises stop, and heavy footfalls shake the device; a second later, thick black claws pick up the communicator and hold it up, until Jetfire's old face is about pressed to the lens.] I'll not be havin' some half-arsed fairy-tale from the drones. Who's in charge here!? [And, oh lovely, black fuel-spittle sprays across the screen.] I'll take on all yer little pansy toys until you show yourself, "forgedfirsts"!

[Yeah, it was obvious Jetfire hadn't been totally listening. What he did catch he didn't understand. He's old, give him a break.]

Comments

[deadlydoctor]

Do you look like the first of everything. [Hod old are you mister?]Is your processor glitching? It happens when once is as old as dirt.

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[soniamwheel]

Me processors are in perfect working order. [snort] Old as dirt, you say? Then I suppose I'll turn you t'rubble, boyo.

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[deadlydoctor]

You probably can't walk a mile without breaking down, I wouldn't like that.

And the name's Knock Out.

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[soniamwheel]

Why fly when I can teleport, aye? [snort]

Knock Out? Do ye live up to yer name?

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[deadlydoctor]

That's new. How come you can do that?

That's what people says.

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[soniamwheel]

Because I'm a Seeker. [The plating on his back bristles, between annoyance and pride.] All Seekers 'ave this power. It's unique. Which makes us unique as well. [Okay, now he's just gloating.]

So ye get knocked out a lot, is that it?

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[deadlydoctor]

You sure have the attitude to be one. [And Knock Out is not all that impressed,. All seekers act the same, like they are better than the rest.] Let me know when you are done patting yourself on the back, I might pack attention again once that happens.

More like the opposite. You are the one who looks like it's falling apart. Never heard or buffing, old man?

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[soniamwheel]

I haven't been able to pat meself on the back in a while, medic. [Why take it as an insult?] But me cane works just fine.

I cannae buff when I've been locked into stasis for years!

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[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out chuckles.] I'm not surprised that you can't reach.

Wait to wait more then? You could always go to the washracks, you need a cleaning. Why were you into stasis?

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[soniamwheel]

Let's just say I got tired of goin' 'round and 'round in circles. Especially havin' to deal with tedious, stubborn Decepticons.

[He scratches at his beard - and rust flakes off] Hmm. You've actually got a good idea there. Paint me surprised.

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[deadlydoctor]

Can't say I blame you. Some of them are specially irritating.

I'm full of good ideas. A Check up wouldn't kill you either, old man.

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[soniamwheel]

Well, you would know about annoyin'.

I'm perfectly healthy! I may need a wash but that dunnae mean the internals are as bad as the external.

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[deadlydoctor]

I'm talking to you, of course I do.

A wash? more like a million baths. I suggest you to go do that first before you forget about it completely.